Article Written by London swaminathan

Date: 7 November 2015

Post No:2309

Time uploaded in London :– 18-20

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1).Faithful Student:

A young woman named Murphy was the teacher of kindergarten grade in Massachusetts school (USA). She had taught her class to repeat together the 23^rd Psalm (In the Bible). As the little voices chorused out, she seemed somewhere to detect a false note. She heard the children one by one, until at last she came across one little boy who was concluding the Psalm with the words,

“Surely good Miss Murphy shall follow me all the days of my life.”

(Actual line in the Psalm: “Surely Goodness and Mercy shall follow me all the days in my life.”)

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2).Lucidity of Description

For sheer lucidity of expression, it is difficult to match the young lady who wrote on her examination paper the following in reply to the question, “What is a bolt and what is a nut?”

“A bolt is a thing like a stick of hard metal, such as iron, with a square bunch on one end and a lot of scratches going round and round the other end. A nut is similar to the bolt only just the opposite, being a hole in a little square of iron sawed off short with rings also around the inside of the hole.”

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3).Eyes for…………….

What are your eyes for? The little child in the kindergarten was asked.

To see with

And your nose?

To smell with.

And what are your ears for? Was the last question.

To keep clean, the child replied.

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4).Five years wasted!

After a lecture by the late Francis Wayland Parker, great Chicago (US) educator, a woman asked:

How early can I begin the education of my child?

When will your child be born?

Born? she gasped. Why?  He is already five years old!

My goodness, woman, he cried, don’t stand here talking to me – hurry home; already you have lost the best five years.

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5).Above Average Student!

A certain mother wished to enter her five year old daughter in a kindergarten, the age requirement of which was six. To the disapproving teacher the mother explained,

She can easily pass the six year old test.

Say some words, the teacher said rather sceptically to the child.

The little girl surveyed the teacher with dignity, and turning to her mother, asked,

Purely irrelevant words?

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6).We saw Dead Circus!

As a special treat the teacher took her class to visit the museum of natural history. The children returned home excitedly, and rushing into his house, one of the little boys greeted his mother exuberantly, saying,

What do you think we did today, mother! The teacher took us to a dead circus.

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7).Chairman of Udder Committee!

A little girl who was attending a progressive school had a cold one morning and her mother suggested that she remain home from school.

But, I can’t mother, the child insisted, this is the day when we start to make clay model of a cow and I am chairman of the udder committee.

–Subham–