Compiled by london swaminathan

Date: 12 May 2016

Post No. 2804

Time uploaded in London :–  19-06

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As Mark Hanna was walking through his office one day he overheard one of his employee’s remark that he wished that he had Hanna’s money and Hanna was in the poor house.

Immediately upon his reaching office Hanna sent for the young man.

He told him he overheard his statement, and then added, “Supposing you had your wish. And you had my money and I was in the poor house, then what would you do?”

Quickly he boy replied, “Well, I guess the first thing I would do would be to get you out of that poor house.”

The boy got a raise in salary.

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Jackass or Animal?

When Champ Clark was Speaker of the House, Congressman Johnson of Indiana interrupted the speech of an Ohio representative, calling him a jackass. The expression was ruled to be un parliamentary and Johnson apologised.

“I withdraw the unfortunate word, Mr.Speaker, but I insist that the gentleman from Ohio is out of order.”

“How am I out of order?”, angrily shouted the other.

“Probably a veterinary could tell you”, answered Johnson. And this was allowed to enter the record.

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You don’t need to ‘Go to Hell’!

Two Massachusetts State Senators got into an angry debate and one told the other he could “go to hell.” The man thus consigned called on Governor Coolidge and asked him to do something about it.

Mr Coolidge replied

“I have looked up the law, Senator, and you don’t have to go there.”

—Subham–