Compiled by london swaminathan

Date: 7 May 2016

Post No. 2789

Time uploaded in London :– 6-20 AM

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I am them!

The executive was taken down a peg.
You may well feel proud of yourself, young fellow, he said to the life insurance agent, I have refused to see seven insurance agents today.
I know, said the agent, I am them.

Xxx
Taking Orders!
The sales manager was delivering a terrible dressing down to one of his salesmen. He became so abusive in his anger that the culprit protested, saying,

“Don’t talk to me that way. I take ORDERS from no one”.
“That is what I am raising Hell about”, snapped the manager.

Xxx

Bed Bugs!!!
In one of his political speeches in the early days of the NRA (National Recovery Administration), Hugh ‘Ironpants’ Johnson revived an old story, demonstrating the usual futility of letters of complaint.
It concerns the case of the man who was tormented by bedbugs in his sleeping car and who wrote an indignant letter about the matter to the general passenger agent of the railroad.

He was cautioned by his friends that he would probably not receive so much as a reply, and his satisfaction was great when, in due course, he received an apologetic letter assuring him that such a thing could never happen again. His elation was quashed a moment later, however, by the discovery of the inter office memo which had inadvertently been inserted with the letter, which said tersely, “Send this s.o.b. the bug letter”.

Xxxx

Competition
A young and conscientious fellow ran a newsstand in front of a bank. One day a friend of his stopped by and asked him a loan of five dollars.

“Sorry”, said the young man, “I am afraid I couldn’t do that. You see I have an agreement with the bank”.
“You…… An agreement with the bank. What do you mean?”
“Well, you see, it is this way.
I don’t give loans. The bank doesn’t sell newspapers. It’s a perfect agreement. I am sorry, but I am bound”.

–subham–