Compiled  by london swaminathan

Date: 11 March 2016

Post No. 2620

Time uploaded in London :–  14-02

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1.Woman’s Suffrage

One evening when Lloyd George was addressing a meeting of hostile suffragettes, one woman, in an ugly mood, rose and said, if you were my husband I would give you poison.”

Lloyd George known for his ready wit, snapped back,

“My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison.

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2.Dog and Perfume

The story is told of an ingenious young man who desired to present his sweet heart with a gift. He decided that perfume would be appropriate, but he did not know the name of the brand she used, and was too shy to ask her. He solved the problem by taking her little pet dog for a walk. Snatching the animal into a store , he proceeded to instruct the astonished clerk to wave the stoppers of a large number  of perfumes under the nose of the rather indifferent dog. At last came a perfume which caused the animal to jump up excitedly and wag its tail. On this evidence he bought his gift which turned out to be right.

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3.How to bargain?

It happened on one of those downtown Manhattan streets where the cloak and suitors rush out and seize the passerby by the arm. Look, said one of them eagerly to the man he seized

A fine suit, the best, nice cut, fine quality materials. To you fifteen dollars.

No, said the customer trying to break from him .

Look said the clothier dragging his victim a little closer to the shop, a special cut , with cuffs even ; the last suit. To you a special 12 dollars.

“No”, said the man trying to pull free.

An opportunity that that shouldn’t be passed up, continued the salesman, look because it is early, to start the day right the first sale 8 dollars.

“Nothing doing”, snarled the customer.

“My god”, wailed the proprietor, throwing his hands up into the air, such a person. “To make the thing right,to start the day. I started some I should finish it. I am giving it to you for nothing”.

“Not without two pairs of pants!”, said the customer

—Subham–