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Date: 6 January 2016

Post No. 2464

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Customer is always wrong!!

A policeman’s life is sometimes a happy one. This is indicated by the floor walker who threw up his job and entered the police force. When asked why, he said, “Well the pay and hours are alright, but the best thing is that the customer is always wrong.”

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Nude woman running down the street!

In New York City recently a police car cruising along the street received the following radio call.

“Calling car 13. Car 13. Go to Third Avenue and 14^th Street, Nude woman running down the street. That is all.”

There was a pause. Then came the afterthought.

“All other cars stay on your beats. That is all.”

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle surprised!

The French are lovers of ratiocination (A reasoned train of thought). Accordingly there are to be found in that nation, many admirers of the works of Conan Doyle. Sir Arthur had once taxied from the station to his hotel in Paris, and as he left the cab, the driver said,

“Merci, Monsieur Conan Doyle.”

“How did you know who I am?” asked Doyle curiously.

The taxi man explained, “There was a notice in the paper that you were arriving in Paris from south of France. I knew from your general appearance that you were an Englishman.  It is evident that your hair was last cut by a barber of south of France. By these indications I knew you.”

“This is extraordinary. You have no other evidence to go upon? Asked Doyle.

“Nothing except”, said the driver, “the fact that your name is on your luggage.”

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I never buy empty bottles!

During Prohibition a malicious person directed the revenue officers to a man in whose cellar, they said, would be found a large cache of liquor. Swooping down upon the residence, they found nothing except the slightly incriminating presence of a hundred or more empty whisky bottles.

“How did these get here?” they demanded of the owner.

“I certainly don’t know”, replied the man innocently, “ I never bought an empty whiskey bottle in my life.”

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Warning Dog!

Robert Burns had a collie (dog) named Thurlow. When he was a Revenue officer he used to encourage Thurlow, who was well known throughout the country side, to run a quarter of a mile or so ahead of him, that the moonshiners might be warned of his approach.

–Subham–