Compiled by S NAGARAJAN
Date: 27 April 2018
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Post No. 4953
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Swami Rama Tirtha’s Answers
7
QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Question 1 : What is the greatest riddle?
Answer : Life, for we all have to give it up.
Q 2 : Safest Banks, fast stock – most profitable share?
A : The farmer’s earth banks, live stock and ploughshares.
Q 3 : How can you always have what you please?
A : If you will be pleased with what you have.
Q 4 : What is matter?
A : Never Mind
What is Mind?
No matter.
Q 5 : What man is born with three hands?
A : The man who gets a right hand, a left hand and a little behind hand.
Q 6 : I tremble at each breadth of air and yet can heaviest burden bear?
A : Water
Q 7 : What does the worthy man think is more blessed to give than to receive?
A : Kicks, pills and advice
Q 8 : What common thing is very uncommon?
A : Common sense
Q 9 : Why are people very generous when they hear a sermon?
A : They give it all away.
Q 10 : Which is the largest room in the world?
A : Room for improvement
Q 11 : What is that a king can do and God cannot?
A : A king can banish or deport man of his subjects from his kingdom, God cannot.
Q 12 : What does a man see everyday and God never see?
A : His equal
Q 13 : What is better than an idea?
A : You dear!
Q 14 : Why does a preacher have an easier time than a Doctor or Lawyer?
A : Easier to preach than practice.
Q 15 : What low-born ill-bred fellow had noble blood in him?
A : A flea when it bites lords and ladies.
Q 16 : An Englishman to Abraham Lincoln : What was your family coat of arms?
A : Shirt sleeves.
Q 17 : This side of the river is “the other side”?
A : That is one side, therefore this is the other side.
Q 18 : When is the new birth reliable?
A : When the second birth precedes the first one.
Q 19 : What did Adam first plant in the garden of Eden?
A : His foot.
Q 20 : Why are potatoes and corn like the Pharisees ?
A : They have eyes and see not, and ears and hear not.
Q 21 : Zeno said, “Motions is impossible.” A body cannot move in the place where it is, for the place is no larger than the body, and it cannot move in another place, because it is not there.
A : But it can move out of one place into another.
Q 22 : A cat has nine tails?
A : One cat (1) one tail
No cat (8) eight tails
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therefore one cat nine tails
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Q 23 : Palindromes ?
A : According to Sidney Smith, How did Adam introduce himself to Eve.
Madam I’m Adam
Napoleon speaks of himself :
“Able was I ere saw Elba”
Q 24 : Squraing the circle?
A :
C I R C L E
I C A R U S
R A R E S T
C R E A T E
L U S T R E
E S T E E M
( To Be Continued)
Treat this article as second part of the Tamil/English article -Part 1 posted day before yesterday
ஸ்வாமி ராமதீர்த்தரின் குறிப்பேடுகள் சிலவற்றின் தொகுப்பு – 2
–SUBHAM–
Tamil and Vedas 
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