Proverbs on Oil Sellers, Tailors, Washer men and Fishermen (Post No.3071)

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Post No.3071

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Part-4 on caste Proverbs. For proverbs on Brahmins, Banias, Jats, Carpenters, Blacksmiths, Goldsmiths and agricultural castes, please read the first three parts.

 

Anti – Oil Presser Proverbs

The oil-presser is no man’s friend;he earns a rupee and calls it eight annas (16 Annas make one Old Indian Rupee).

He sits at ease while his mill goes round, and beguiles his hours of leisure by inventing stories, so that when two Telis meet their talk is unfit for publication.

 

His unfortunate bullock is always blindfold, and walks miles and miles without getting any further.

On another occasion his bullock took to fighting and the owner was sued before the Kazi for damages.

What made the beast fight? The Kazi’s finding ran thus:

The oil-cake you fed it on; so give me the ox and pay damages into the bargain.

‘Oil expellers bull’ – means one who goes in circles, (beating the bush); goes no further.

His wife saves a little oil by giving short measure to her customers, but god takes all at once when the jar breaks and the thick dust sucks up its content.

His daughter, on the other hand, is represented as giving herself airs and wondering what oil-cake can be.

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Anti- Tailor proverbs

The tailor’s ‘this evening’ and the shoe maker’s  ‘next morning’ never come

However sharp his sight, a Darzi sees nothing,  because he cannot take his eyes off his work.

 

A darzi’s son is a darzi/tailor and must sew as long as he lives.

A darzi steals your cloth and makes you pay for sewing it.

 

When a tailor is out of work he sews up his son’s mouth

A snake in a tailor’s house: who wants to kill it?

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Anti- Washer man Proverbs

He tears people’s clothes and says it was the wind, but he is careful not to damage his father’s things.

A should change your dhobi/washer man as you change your linen, for a new dhobi washes clean.

When there is a robbery in a dhobi’s house, the neighbours lose their clothes.

In a Koiri village, the dhobi is the accountant, for he is the only man who can add two and two together.

He will not hesitate to use the king’s scarf as a loin cloth.

At his wedding the customers’ cloths are spread as carpets for the guests.

His son is the dandy of the village on a whistle and a bang, that is to say, wearing other people’s clothes which his father washes by giving them a bang on a stone and whistling.

The dhobi’s donkey is habitually overworked, and must carry huge bundles of linen while ‘its life oozes out of its eyes’.

His finery is never his own, but no one has so many changes of linen as a dhobi.

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Anti- Fishermen Proverbs

A fisherman’s tongue (corresponds to Billingsgate)

(From the London, England fishmarket Billingsgate “Billingsgate is the market where the fishwomen assemble to purchase fish; and where, in their dealings and disputes they are somewhat apt to leave decency and good manners a little on the left hand.”)

 

A maichi/fisher woman will scold even when she is dead.

Three clouts from an oil woman  are better than three kisses from a fishwife.

 

Sometimes the float is uppermost, sometimes the fisherman

(a reference to the practice of fishing balanced face downwards on an earthen pot which is liable to break or capsize.)

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–subham-

 

 

Anti-Barber, Goldsmith, Potter, Blacksmith, Carpenter Proverbs (Post No.3063)

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Part-3 of the Caste Proverbs. Please see the first two parts for the Anti Brahmin, Anti agricultural caste and Anti Bania proverbs

In the olden days, village barbers were marriage brokers, surgeons, Chiropodists and quacks. So proverb makers found abundant material for vituperative sarcasm.

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Anti-Barber Proverbs

 

1.Among men most deceitful is the barber, among birds the crow, among the things of water the tortoise.

2.Barbers, doctors, pleaders, prostitutes – all must have cash down.

 

3.A barber learns by shaving fools, for which reason you stick to your barber but change your washer man, since a new Dhobi washes clean.

4.You may hammer a barber on the head with a shoe, but you will not make him hold his tongue.

 

5.A barber found a purse, and all the world knew it.

6.Of the inquisitive barber the wise say, “Throw a dog a morsel to stop his mouth” (It is like saying “Choke of a reporter with a scrap of stale news)

7.A barber out of work bleeds the wall or shaves a cat to keep his hand in.

(In Tamil also there is a proverb: Jobless barber caught a cat to shave it)

8.A barber’s penny, all profit and no risk

9.A burglary at a barber’s: stolen, three pots of combings!

10.If you go back four generations, you will find that your uncle was a barber (the meaning is barbers are unduly intimate with the inmates of zenana)

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Anti-Goldsmith Proverbs

1.Trust not the goldsmith; he is no man’s friend, and his word is worthless.

2.If you have never seen a tiger, look at a cat; if you have never seen a thief, look at a Sonar (Swarnakar=Goldsmith)

3.The goldsmith, the tailor and the weaver are too sharp for the angel of death; God alone knows where to have them.

4.A Sonar (Swarnakar=Goldsmith) will rob his mother and sister; he will filch gold even from his wife’s nose ring.

 

5.If he cannot steal, his belly will burst with longing.

6.He will ruin your ornament by substituting base metal for the gold you gave him, and will clamour for wages into the bargain.

7.A pair of rogues: the goldsmith and the man who sifts his ashes for scraps.

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Anti-Potter Proverbs

1.A potter is always thinking of his pots and, if he falls out with his wife he finds a solace in pulling his donkey’s ears.

2.When the clay is on the wheel the potter may shape it as he will, though the clay re-joins “Now you trample on me, one day I shall trample on you”.

 

3.Turned on the wheel you know better for it; praise not the pot till it is fired

4.If you are civil to a potter he will neither respect you nor will he sell his pots.

5.The potter can sleep sound; no one will steal his clay.

6.In a deserted village even a potter is a scribe.

A potter’s wife is a meddlesome fool, she will burn herself on the carcass of the Dhobi’s donkey ( Dhobi ke gadhe par Kumhaarin Satii huuii)

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Anti-Blacksmith Proverbs

1.A blacksmith’s single stroke is worth a goldsmith’s hundred

2.A Lohar (Loha kara= Blacksmith)is a bad friend; he will either burn you with fire or stifle you with smoke

3.His shop is always in an untidy mess; it is the place where the donkeys roll

4.Sparks are the lot of the blacksmith’s legs.

5.Such is his good nature that a monkey begged of him a pair of anklets.

6.Never buy his pet Myna (maina), even if you can get it for a farthing, for the bird will drive you mad by mimicking the noise of a hammer

7.To sell a needle in the Lohar’s quarter (Taking coals to New Castle)

8.Before the smith can make a screw he must learn to make a nail.

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Anti-Carpenter Proverbs

1.The carpenter thinks nothing but wood.

2.His wife walks and talks in time to the noise of the plane.

3.When carpenter is out of work he keeps his hand in by planing his friend’s buttocks.

4.The carpenter’s face is cited as a type of unpunctuality, since it is never to be seen at the time when he promised to come.

5.A whore’s oath and a Sutar’s chip are worthless

6.A fool of a Barhai’s has neither chisel nor adze and wants to be the village carpenter.

To be continued………………….

In the next session I will give Anti-Oil monger, Anti Tailor, Anti washer man; Fisherman, Weaver, Shoemaker Proverbs.

Source:The People of India, Sir Herbert Risley, Year 1915.

–Subham–

 

 

Sheridan, Disraeli, Crucifixion: Quick Thinking Anecdotes! (Post No. 3056)

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Sheridan, Disraeli, Crucifixion: Quick Thinking Anecdotes! (Post No. 3056)

 

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Sheridan’s Excuse!

Sheridan found himself trapped in a house party. A maiden lady of vinegary mien would not be deterred one day from her proposal to stroll with him. Hard pressed but desperate, Sheridan begged off on the pretext of the threatening weather.

Shortly after wards sneaking out by a back entrance to walk alone.

Sheridan was accosted by his nemesis.

“So, Mr Sheridan, said she, it has cleared up.”

“ It has cleared up just a little, Madam”, said Sheridan hastily, “enough for one, but hardly enough for, two.”

(R B Sheridan :Irish Poet, Playwright and Satirist)

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Crucified between two Thieves!

when Killigrew , the celebrated master of Revels , to Charles II of England, visited the Louis XIV In Paris, the French monarch showed him his pictures he finally pointed out to him a picture of the crucifixion between two portraits.

“That on the right, said his Majesty, is the Pope and on the left is myself”.

“I humbly thank you Your Majesty, replied the English court jester, for the information. For though I have often heard that the Lord was crucified between two thieves. I never knew who they were till now”.

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Misfortune and Calamity!

What is the difference between a misfortune and a calamity?

Someone asked Disraeli.

He got the reply,

Well, if Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune; and if anyone pulled him out, that would be a calamity.

(Disraeli: British politician, Prime Minster twice.)

 

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Lawyer’s Fee!

Bursting into the lawyer’s office, the butcher demanded, if a dog steals a piece of meat from my shop, is the owner liable?

 

Of course, said the lawyer.

Well, your dog steal, a piece of steak worth half a dollar about five minutes ago.

 

Alright, said the lawyer, without blinking, give me the other half dollar and that will cover my fee.

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Proverbs against Kayasth and the Jats(Post No.3055)

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Date: 13th    August 2016

Post No. 3055

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In the first part I published Anti Brahmin proverbs and Anti Bania proverbs; here is the second part:-

 
These were recorded 100 years ago in the book:

The People of India by Sir Herbert Risely, London, 1915.

 

Anti Kayasth Proverbs

 

1.The Kayasth is a clerical caste.

2.Where three Kayasths are gathered together a thunderbolt is sure to fall.

3.When honest men fall out the Kayasth gets his chance.

 

4.When a Kayasth takes to money-lending he is a merciless creditor

 

5.He is a man of figures; he lives by the point of his pen

 

6.In his house even the cat learns two and a half

 

7.He is a versatile creature, and where there are no tigers he will become a shikari/hunter

 

8.Kayasth is no more to be trusted than a crow or a snake without a tail

 

9.Drinking comes to a Kayasth with his mother’s milk

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Anti Jat Proverbs

Jats are cultivators; agricultural caste.

 

1.You may look for good in a Jat as for weevils/beetles in a stone.

2.He is your friend only so long as have a stick in your hand.

 

3.If he cannot harm you he will leave a bad smell as he goes by.

 

4.To be civil to him is like giving treacle to a donkey

 

5.If he runs amuck it takes God to hold him.

6.A Jat’s laugh would break an ordinary man’s ribs.

 

7.When he learns manners, he blows his nose with a mat ad there is a great run on the garlic.

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8.His baby has a plough-tail for a plaything.

 

9.The Jat stood on his own corn heap and called out to the king’s elephant-drivers, ‘Hi, what will you take for those little donkeys?

 

Anti Kunbi /Kurmi Proverbs

Kunbi or Kurmi is an agricultural caste

 

1.You will as soon grow a creeper on a rock as make him into a true friend

2.He is as crooked as a sickle, but you can beat him straight

3.If he gets a sty (swelling) on his eyelid he is as savage as a bull.

 

4.He is so obstinate he plants thorns across the path.

5.If it rains in the Hathiya asterism (end of September), and there is a bumper crop, he gives his wife gold rings.

6.You may know her by the basket on her head and the baby on either hip.

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I the next part I will give proverbs on Barbers, Goldsmiths, Carpenters, potters and blacksmiths.

 

To be continued…………………………….

 

–Subham–

 

 

Voltaire and Webster: Quick Thinking Anecdotes (Post No.3053)

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Voltaire’s Escape Route!

When Voltaire arrived in England in 1727 he found that feeling ran high against the French, and on the streets of London he was in great peril. One day during a walk a crowd of angry citizens shouted,

Kill him! Hang the Frenchman!

Voltaire stopped, faced the crowd and cried

English men you want to kill me because I am a Frenchman!

Am I not punished enough in not being an English man?

 

The crowd cheered wildly, and provide d him safe passage conduct back to his dwelling.

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Ignacy-Paderewski

Paderewski and Shoe Shiner!

Paderewski (Polish Pianist, Composer and Politician)

When Paderewski was visiting Boston some years ago he was approached by a boot black who called Shine?

The great pianist looked at the youth whose face was streaked with grime and said,

No, my lad, but if you will wash your face I will give you a quarter.

Alright! Exclaimed the boy looking sharply at him. He ran to a nearby fountain where he made his ablutions

When he returned, Paderewski held out the quarter

The boy took it and then returned it gravely, saying, here Mister, you take it yourself and get your hair cut.

 

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Daniel Webster tackled his Teacher!

When Daniel Webster was a boy in the District School, he was not noted for his tidiness. Finally, the teacher, in despair, told him if he appeared again with such dirty hands she would thrash him. He did appear in the same condition.

Daniel, she said, hold out your hand. Daniel spat on his palm, rubbed it on the seat of his trousers and held it out. The teacher surveyed it in disgust.

Daniel, she, if you can find another hand in this school that is dirtier than that, I will let you off.

Daniel promptly held out the other hand.

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Who is the Idiot now?

De Wolf Hopper was calling down a speaking tube to the janitor of his apartment in New York. Mr Hopper, unable to get the information he desired finally blurted out

Say, is there a blithering idiot at the end of this tube?

The reply came quickly, not at this end sir.

Xxx SUBHAM xxx

Abraham Lincoln and Mark Twain–More Quick Thinking Anecdotes (Post No.3050)

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I Sold Whisky and Cigars: Lincoln

Douglas, at a gathering at which Abraham Lincoln was also present, was repeatedly making remarks about Lincoln’s lowly station in life and saying that his first meeting with him had been across the counter of a general store. He finally ended his remarks by saying, “And Mr. Lincoln was a very good bar tender too.”

There was roar of laughter at this, but it quieted down considerably when Mr Lincoln said quietly:

“What Mr Douglas has said, gentlemen, is true enough; I did keep a grocery, and I did sell cotton, candles and cigars, and sometimes whisky; but I remember in those days that Mr Douglas was one of my best customers. Many a time have I stood on one side of the counter and sold whisky to Mr Douglas on the other side, but the difference between us now is this: I have left my side of the counter, but Mr Douglas still sticks to his as tenaciously as ever.”

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Secretary, too Smart!

Anxious to avoid the clutches of a delegate from a charitable institution, the business man instructed his secretary to say that he was ill.

Deciding to make the illness a serious and telling factor, the secretary informed the caller,

“I am sorry, but Mr Johnson cannot see you today. He has a sprained back”.

The delegate seemed slightly surprised for a moment and then, looking at the secretary with a mocking gleam in his eye, said

“I didn’t come here to wrestle with Mr Johnson I just want to talk with him”.

 

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Pay double and feel at home!

When Charles (Hell and Maria) Dawes was ambassador to Great Britain the story was told of his buying a newspaper from a London newsboy who charged him the usual price of a penny.

“I would have to pay double the price for his paper in America”, Dawes remarked.

“Well, guv’nor , said the newsboy, you can pay me double if it will make you feel at ‘ome .”

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Rain always stops!—Mark Twain

As William Dean Howells and Mark Twain were coming out of church one morning, it commenced to rain heavily .

Do you think it will stop? Asked Howells.

“It always has”, answered Twain.

Xxx SUBHAM  xxx

Quick thinking Anecdotes (Post No.3049)

 

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A teacher of psychology, F.L .Thomason of San Francisco was accosted by a hold up man late one night. Thinking quickly Thomason asked the thief for a dime, and started a rambling hard luck story. Astonished, the bandit admitted his original intention and gave his intended victim a ten cent piece. The professor went home with his dime and the 200 dollars that was in his wallet.

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Pope and Young Man

Alexander Pope, sneering at the ignorance of a young man,asked him if he knew what an interrogation was?

“Yes,sir, said he, it is a little crooked thing that asks questions .”

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Robertson and Johnson

Dr Robertson observed that Dr Johnson s jokes were the rebukes of the righteous, described in Scripture as being like an excellent oil

“Yes, exclaimed, Edmund Burke, oil of vitriol”.

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Duke of Cumberland

The Duke of Cumberland being once in company with Samuel Foote, was so delighted with the wit of the actor, that he said,

“Mr Foote,  I swallow all the good things you say”

“Do you, replied Foote, then your royal highness has an excellent digestion, for you never bring any of them up again”.

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When practising law in Illinois, Lincoln was sent a subscription paper in behalf of the worn out trouser seat of his opponent He returned the paper with the remarks, I refuse to subscribe to the end in view.

–Subham–

Efficiency Anecdotes (Post No. 3024)

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T A Edison

circa 1871: Thomas Alva Edison (1847 – 1931) American scientist, inventor and industrialist.

Manufacturing Anecdote

 

Alfred O.Tate was riding one afternoon through central jersey when Edison pointed from a ridge to a lovely valley through which a stream meandered.

Tate, said Edison, see that valley?

It is a beautiful valley, Tate replied.

Well, said the inventor, I am going to make it more beautiful. I am going to dot it with factories.

 

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4719 Parts in a Car!

 

A New Yorker on one of the Ford Motor Company’s tours of inspection for visitors lagged behind the party at one point and found himself  alone with Henry Ford. Ford nodded to him; then pointing to a completed automobile, said, there are exactly 4719 parts in that car.

 

Greatly struck with Fords grasp of affairs– and with his own — the visitor, talking subsequently with one of the company’s engineers, asked him lightly if it were true such and such a model had exactly 4719 parts.

I am sure I don’t know, the engineer said,

I can’t think of a more useless piece of information.

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Who is running the company?

 

One of Chauncey Depew’s stories:

Some years ago, a few days after I had sailed for Europe, a man went into my office and said,

“I want to see Chauncey Depew

He has gone to Europe, my coloured porter told him

Well, I want to see his secretary

He has also gone to Europe

Then I want to see Cornelius Vanderbilt

He is in Newport

Oh, I guess I want to see W K Wanderbilt

He is also in Newport.

You don’t tell me. Well, may I see the first Vice President?

He is out of town

Is the third Vice President in.

No, he is in Europe

Is the superintendent I A?

No, he is up the road some where

How about the general passenger agent?

He has gone to Cape May

Who in thunder is running this road, anyway?

I guess it do be running itself.

 

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Two Kinds of Reports!

 

An assistant rushed into William S.Knudsens officiate one day, very upset because a certain report was missing. How could they act?

 

There are two kinds of reports, Knudsen said calmly

One says you can’t do it. The other says it has been done. The first kind is no good. The second kind you don’t need.

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When Charles M Schwab had not yet become a great man in his own right in the field of steel, he worked for Andrew Carnegie.

The little Scotsman taught him the hard lesson of the commercial world, that one day’s laurels are of little use on the next.

All records broken yesterday, Schwab wired to his chief.

In reply to which, Carnegie telegraphed, what have you done today?

 

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Don’t get too busy!

 

A sage bit of advice is contained in a rebuke delivered to no less a personage than William Jeffers, head of the Union Pacific Railway, by one of his employees.

Jeffers was traveling in his official car.

At a certain stop, the engineer dismounted from his cab and came into the president’s car and asked him a question concerning some details of their immediate route. Being preoccupied with some papers before him, Jeffers absently gave an obviously erroneous reply.

Angrily the engineer snorted, “that doesn’t make sense. Don’t ever get so busy that you haven’t got time to think”.

Whereupon he turned and strode back to the cab.

 

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31 Quotations on Worldly Wisdom from Sanskrit Literature (Post No.3921)

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August 2016 Good Thoughts Calendar

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Post No. 3921

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Festivals in August:

 August 2-Aadi perukku/ Aadi Amavasya;

5-Adi Puram;

6- Naga Chturthi, 7-Naga Panchami;

12-Varalakshmi Vrata;

15-Indian Independence Day;

18-Raksha Bandhan/Yajur Upakarma;

19-Gayatri Japam;

25-Janmashtami/Gokulashtami

 

Auspicious Days: 21, 22, 29

Full Moon/Purnima- August 18

New Moon/Amavasya-  August 2

Ekadasi Fasting Days: 14 and 28

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August 1 Monday

Chew like a goat, bathe like an elephant– (Sanskrit Proverb)

 

August 2 Tuesday

In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed is the king–(Sanskrit Proverb)

 

August 3 Wednesday

There is no syllable that is not a sacred chant (mantra), nor a root that is not a medicine (Subhaasita ratna bhaandaagaara

and Ratna Samuccaya)

 

 

August 4 Thursday

Agriculture, devoid of personal supervision, is bound to fail– Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 5 Friday

When the moon comes, the stars follow unbidden- Pratijnaa yaugandharaayana

 

August 6 Saturday

 

Even though ordered the washerman will not mount his donkey– Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 7  Sunday

The autumnal clouds that ever thunder, shower never(Sanskrit Proverb).

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August 8 Monday

Once in someone’s hand, the weapon, though your very own becomes his — Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 9 Tuesday

Sans leaf, flower, or fruit, how can the goddess worshipped?– Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 10 Wednesday

Be not a lone wanderer in the woods — Satopadesaprabandha

 

August 11 Thursday

In the absence of attire, the anklets do not appear beautiful — Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 12 Friday

O friend! Do not roast Bengal-gram grain by grain — Kahaavatnaakar

August 13 Saturday

Holy water is not defiled by a crow sipping it — Padmapraabhrtaka

 

August 14  Sunday

When cats are away, the mice play–(Sanskrit Proverb)

 

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August 15 Monday

Creepers in a garden are not to be robbed of their flowers — Mrccakatika and Caarudatta

 

August 16 Tuesday

In the Kaliyuga there is no purity either in matter or mind Visvagunaadarsacampu

 

August 17 Wednesday

In a land of mendicants, what work will a waherman have? –Caanakyasataka

 

August 18 Thursday

Laugh not alone –Pratimaanaataka

 

August 19 Friday

Difficult to safeguard what is given for safe keeping –Svapnavaasavadatta

 

 

August 20 Saturday

Question not the divine gestures and deeds of the ancient Kathaasarisaagara

 

August 21  Sunday

 For one who has not seen ghee, sesame oil tastes delicious —

Subhaasita ratna bhaandaagaara

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August 22 Monday

Lo! A ripe jackfruit on the tree and the mouth is watering –Kahaavatnaakar

August 23 Tuesday

One thorn removes another — Panchatantra

August 24 Wednesday

The golden chain is around one’s neck, yet, the search for it is on in the temple crevice–(Sanskrit Proverb)

August 25 Thursday

Can a painted lion ever do anything that a real lion can? Rajatarangini

 

August 26 Friday

Never go anywhere uninvited — Satopadesaprabandha

 

August 27 Saturday

All eulogise the actions that suits them — Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 28  Sunday

None can learn to swim without plunging into waters — Kahaavatnaakar

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August 29 Monday

Can anyone be harmed or honoured on the basis of caste? –Hitopadesa

 

 

August 30 Tuesday

Beggars are mindless of castes — Kahaavatnaakar

 

August 31 Wednesday

Festivals ought not to be so monstrous as to repulse others

 

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Source:- Suuktisudhaa, Chinmaya International Foundation ( Those who need the matter in Nagari script as well as in English transliteration, may buy the book)

 –Subham–

 

 

Salaries Anecdotes (Post No.3019)

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Written by London Swaminathan

Date:29 July 2016

Post No. 3019

Time uploaded in London :–  9-12 AM

( Pictures are taken from various sources;thanks)

 

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Lavish Life!

A young man, employed at a very modest salary by a bank, began conspicuously to lead a lavish life, dressing flashily, buying a car, and otherwise giving evidence of sudden wealth.

Finally, the personnel manager felt called upon to speak about the matter and asked, “How is it that you, who are only receiving a salary of 20 dollars a week, can spend what must certainly be 75 dollars or more a week?

Why, it is very simple, the clerk replied unabashed, there are more than 200 employees here and every payday I raffle of my salary at 50 cents a ticket.

 

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Borrowing is Better!

A group of newspaper men were talking about the various has-beens that they had known. One old timer topped off this session by telling them about once a prominent Chicago newspaper man whom he had met just recently.

I ran into him the other day and he looked fit to bust. I asked him what the trouble was.

“Why, says he, I have just been offered a job isn’t Joe, Mo . And am I insulted.”

“Insulted, why should be that an insult?” I asked.

“It is the salary, it is the salary”, he shouts.

“They offered me 12 dollars a week”.

“Well, I didn’t want to insult him further by suggesting that he had not earned even that much in a long time so I just said, well that is better than nothing”.

“The hell it is, said the one-time big shot”.

“Why I can borrow more than that right here in Chicago”.

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Sealskin Wife!

The coloured sexton of a wealthy church had a very stylish mulatto wife.  Finding his domestic income not quite equal to his expenses, he decided to apply for an increase in salary. So he wrote a letter to the committee in charge with this explanation at the close

“It is mighty hard to keep a sealskin wife on a muskrat salary”.

(mulatto= a person of mixed white and black ancestry)

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Raise in Salary!

At a meeting of the church board the minister announced that he had had a call to go to another parish.

After wishing him well in his new field, one of the deacons asked “How much salary he was to get”.

“Three hundred dollars”, the minister replied.

“That is fine”, said the deacon, “I don’t blame you for going. But parson, don’t you think you should be a bit more exact in your language. That isn’t a call, that’s a raise”.

–Subham–