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Date: 2 OCTOBER 2019
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Diplomats Anecdotes
According to
diplomatic procedure, the representative of a foreign country, before being
actually presented to the President, always exchanges with him the text
of the speeches.
On one such occasion this formality never reached its
ordinary climax. Instead of stiltedly repeating the already familiar words,
President Roosevelt greeted the foreign diplomat with,
Now, Mr Minister, I have read your remarks and you have read
mine, so suppose we dispense with the speeches and have a friendly chat.
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Toast in Water

After the Russo Japanese War, Admiral Togo, commander of the victorious Japanese fleet, visited the United States and was cordially received. A state dinner was tendered him at which it fell to the lot of William Jennings Fryan, then Secretary of State to propose a toast to Togo. Bryan, a staunch prohibitionist, would not touch champagne , and it was feared that some diplomatic impasse may arise from the difficulty.
Bryan, however, rose at the proper time, picked up his glass
of water and said,
Admiral Togo has won a great victory on water, therefore I
will toast him in water. When Admiral Togo wins a victory on champagne, I will
toast him in champagne.
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When Lady Baldwin of Bewdley visited Manhattan with her
husband, Stanley Baldwin, last summer, she wanted to see the General Motors
Futurama at New York Worlds Fair, but did not want to stand in line. So Earl
Baldwin phoned the British consulate; the consulate called the British embassy
in Washington; the embassy cabled the Foreign Office in London. The foreign
office appealed to ambassador Joe Kennedy . Resourceful Joe sent a cable direct
to General Motors Building at the Fair. A press agent there called lady Baldwin
at the Waldorf (cost 5 cents) , told her to come right out, he would see that
she was well taken care of .
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I will cut off
heads of all Frenchmen!
Henry VIII, in a spell of temper against his rival Francis I,
King of France, commissioned a clergy man named Bonner to deliver an insolent
and threatening message to the French court. The clergyman realised that it
would be a risky job and protested that he could never hope to get back to
England alive if he dared to talk to the French king in the manner Henry wished.
Don’t worry about that, said the monarch soothingly. If the
King of France puts you to death, I will cut off the heads of all Frenchmen I
can get my hands on.
That may be, Your Majesty, replied Bonner, tapping his head,
but of all the heads in England, there is none that fits my shoulders as well
as this one does.
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