Greek Philosopher Diogenes lived like a Hindu Yogi!

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Research Article No.1996

Written  by London swaminathan

Date 15th July 2015

Time uploaded in London: 20-33

Diogenes (410- 320 BC) was a Greek philosopher. He belonged to Sinope in modern Turkey, an ancient Greek colony. He came to Athens (now capital of Greece) and founded the Cynic sect with his Guru Antisthenes. The English word Cynic (doggish) came from this sect. People who belonged to this sect lived like Hindu ascetics sacrificing all comforts. Greeks thought it is a dog’s life.

Diogenes life was like a Hindu ascetic. He was like Seshadri Swamikal, a sage who lived in Tiruvannamalai during Ramana Maharishi’s time. Many of his acts were categorised as a mad man’s activities. But he was a great saint and senior to Ramana Maharishi. Diogens was also like him.

 

I wrote a post in 2013 with the title “Philosopher who carried Lantern in day Time!” posted here on June 17, 2013 .

 

Diogenes was said to have lived in a big broken jar. When Alexander the Great came to him and asked what he could do for him, Diogenes asked him to move away so that his shadow would not block the sunlight!

He wandered through Athens with a lamp in day time! When people laughed at him, he told that he was looking for an honest man!

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Here are more anecdotes about the great philosopher:

Diogenes was a prominent citizen of Sinope. He was exiled about the middle of the fourth century BCE, allegedly for defacing the currency. He lived in Athens and Corinth, becoming the prototype of cynicism.

Plato said about Diogenes, “He is a Socrates gone mad”

Diogenes embraced bronze statues in winter to train the body in hardship and eradicate physical desire. He would court insult to test the subjugation of emotion in his mind.

Diogenes’ own life as a stateless beggar sleeping where he could in Athens was a practical demonstration of endurance of hardship. His nickname was Dog, from which the word Cynicism.

FLATTERY

The politic philosopher Aristippus, by paying court (praise) to the tyrant Denys, had acquired a comfortable living and looked down upon his less prosperous fellow sages with no small degree of contempt. Seeing Diogenes washing some vegetables, he said to him disdainfully, “If you would only learn to flatter King Denys you would not have to be washing lentils”.

“And you,” retorted Diogenes in the same tone, “if you had only learned to live on lentils, would not have to flatter King Denys.”

PRIDE

Diogenes visited Plato one day and perceiving that the floors were beautifully covered with carpets of the richest wool and finest dye, stamped his foot in scorn exclaiming:

“Thus do I tread on the pride of Plato!”

“With greater pride”, mildly added Plato.

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Alexander meeting Diogenes

HOME LIFE

An Athenian (as was customary with that people) had caused the following inscription to be placed over the door of his house:

“Let nothing enter here but what is good”

Diogenes asked, “Then where will the master of the house go in?”

LEARNED MEN

“Bury me on my face”, said Diogenes, and when he was asked why, he replied, “ Because in a little while everything will be turned upside down.”

When the mighty Alexander the Great asked the ragged philosopher Diogenes what favour he could grant him, the cynic who was reclining on the ground, remarked quietly:

“Now please little out of my sun.”

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LAWYERS

A lawyer and a doctor having a dispute about precedence, referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favour of the lawyer in these terms:

“Let the thief go before and the executioner follow.”

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Doctors and Lawyers: Western View

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Article No.1992

Compiled by London swaminathan

Date 13th July 2015

Time uploaded in London:  20-21

Following anecdotes will show how the lawyers and doctorswere projected in the western world 100 years ago. The anecdotes were taken from the Thesarus of Anecdotes.

ANECDOTE 1

A lawyer and a doctor having a dispute about precedence, referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favour of the lawyer in these terms:

“Let the thief go before and the executioner follow.”

Diogenes: Greek Philosopher 412 BCE to 323 BCE

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ANECDOTE 2

A certain lawyer had his portrait done in his favourite attitude, standing with one hand in his pocket. His friends that it was an excellent picture of him. An old farmer remarked that the portrait would have looked much more like the lawyer if it had represented him with his hand in another man’s pocket instead of his own.

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ANECDOTE 3

A stranger, arriving in a small New England town, approached the first native he saw and asked:

“Have you a criminal lawyer in this town?”

“Well”, replied the native cautiously, “we think we have, but so far we can’t prove it on him.”

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ANECDOTE 4

A Dublin Attorney died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. Toler, later Lord Chief Justice of  Orbury, was approached for a shilling. “Only a shilling?” said Toler. “Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here is guinea; go and bury 20 of them”.

Old British Currency: One guinea= 21 shillings.

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ANECDOTE 5

A man came to Newark (USA) one day and asked a landlord to direct him to a first rate lawyer

“Well”, said the landlord, “if you have a good cause, go to Frelinghysen; he is honest lawyer and never undertakes any other kind; but if you want a keen, sharp lawyer, who sticks at nothing, go to a lawyer So and so.”

He watched the stranger and he went straight to So and so.

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ANECDOTE 6

In Kansas (USA) court a witness, a tall awkward fellow, was called to testify. The counsel for the defence said to him, “Now, sir, stand up and tell your story like a preacher”.

“No, sir”, roared the judge. “None of the; I want you to tell the truth”.

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ANECDOTE 7

The coroner’s jury was pretty thoroughly baffled as to the cause of death in a certain case. Unable to come to any conclusion, they at last officially termed the case, “An act of God under very suspicious circumstances.”

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ANECDOTE 8

The community was shocked by a killing in its midst, doubly shocked because of the fact that the killer was one of the most popular and well-liked men in the town. Realizing that the evidence against him was conclusive, the man entered his plea of guilty. No means of saving him from the electric chair could be seen.

But the jurors, all friends of his, determined to save him in spite of his plea of guilty. When, at the conclusion of the case, they were asked to give their verdict, it was “Not Guilty.”

“Now how in the world,” said the judge, “can you bring in such a verdict when the defendant pled guilty?”

“Well, your honour”, said the foreman of the jury, “the defendant is such a liar that we can’t believe him, even under oath.”

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And the Doctors……………………………

ANECDOTE 9 

Alexander Dumas, the French novelist, being the guest one day of Dr Gistal, an eminent doctor of Marseilles, was asked by his host after dinner to enrich his album with one of his witty improvisations.

“Certainly,” replied Dumas with a smile, and drawing out his pencil he wrote under the eyes of the doctor, the following lines:

“Since Dr.Gistal came to our town,

To cure diseases casual and hereditary,

The hospital has been pulled down” –

“You flatterer!”, exclaimed the doctor, mightily pleased.

But the poet went on —

“And we have made a larger cemetery.”

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ANECDOTE 10

The patient was lying on the stretcher waiting to be pushed into the operating room. “I am so nervous,” he remarked to a sympathetic young woman standing by.

“This is my first operation.”

“So am I,” said the young lady, “my husband is the doctor and it is first too.”

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ANECDOTE 11

Stephen Leacock tells this story:

“Years ago when I first got my Ph.D. degree, I was inordinately proud of it and used to sign myself ‘Dr.Leacock’ in season and out. On a trip to the Orient I put my name down that way on the passenger list of the liner (ship).

I was getting my things straight in my cabin when a steward knocked and said: Are you Dr.Leacock?

“Yes, I answered.”

“Well, the captain’s compliments, doctor, and will you please come and have a look at the second stewardess’s leg?”

I went off like a shot, realizing the obligations of a medical shot. But I had no luck. Another fellow got there ahead of me. He was a Doctor of Divinity.”

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ANECDOTE 12

A doctor was aroused in the middle of the night by a phone call from a man whose family he had not had occasion to render medical services for some time.

“Doctor,” said the excited man, “please come over right away. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis.” The doctor had been sleepily mulling over the medical history of the family and said, “Well, now, it probably isn’t like anything like that. I will come around first thing in the morning. Don’t worry. Probably just indigestion.”

“But, doctor, you have got to come. I am positive it is appendicitis,” protested the alarmed the husband.

“Oh come, Mr.Johnson”, the doctor said, somewhat irritably, “I took your wife’s appendix almost two years ago. You know as well as I do that she hasn’t got another one.”

“That is alright”, said the husband, “but I have got another wife.”

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ANECDOTE 13

Dr.Samuel Garth, the celebrated physician of Pope’s time, loved wine to excess. At a favourite club of which he was a member, he once remained to drink to a late hour. A companion said to him, ”Really, Garth, you ought to quit drinking and hurry off to your patients.”

“It is no great matter”, replied Garth, “whether I see them tonight or not.; for nine of them have such a bad constitutions that all the physicians in the world cant save them; and the other six have such good constitutions, that all the physicians in the world cant kill them.”

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ANECDOTE 14

A certain person coming to a doctor said, “Sir, when I awake from sleep I have a dizziness for half an hour, and then I feel alright.”

“Get up after the half hour,” the physician replied.

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ANECDOTE 15

Senator Beveridge told this story:

“I once saw two famous physicians introduced at a reception. They were deservedly famous, but they were of opposing schools; and the regular, as he shook the other by the hand, said loudly:

“I am glad to meet you as a gentleman, sir, though I cant admit that you are a physician.”

“And I”, said the Homoeopathist smilingly faintly, “am glad to meet you as a physician, although I cant admit you are a gentleman.”

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Philosopher who carried Lantern in day Time!

Philosopher who carried Lantern in day Time!

A few men in history carried lantern (lamp) in the day time to enlighten mankind. Another BLIND man carried a torch during night time! Another Tamil scholar was called ‘Day Blind’ and he got enlightened by the criticism. Read the following three anecdotes for more enlightenment.

 

Diogenes (410- 320 BC) was a Greek philosopher. He belonged to Sinope in modern Turkey, an ancient Greek colony. He came to Athens (now capital of Greece) and founded the Cynic sect with his Guru Antisthenes. The English word Cynic (doggish) came from this sect. People who belonged to this sect lived like Hindu ascetics sacrificing all comforts. Greeks thought it is a dog’s life. Diogenes was said to have lived in a big broken jar. When Alexander the Great came to him and asked what he could do for him, Diogenes asked him to move away so that his shadow would not block the sunlight! He wandered through Athens with a lamp in day time! When people laughed at him, he told that he was looking for an honest man!

The same story was attributed to many others as well.

 

Blind man carrying a lantern

A blind man was carrying a lantern during a dark night. He was carrying a staff in one hand for support and a lantern in another hand. People who saw him were puzzled. A young man could not control his laughter. He said to him, “you are blind. Why do you carry a lantern? Do you think that you could see something?”

The blind man answered him calmly, “My friend, I keep this lantern so that people like you do not bump against blind old man like me”.

A saint of South India used this story to emphasize another point. He said, Even if you don’t understand the ancient scriptures and rituals (scripturally blind), just keep on doing them. You may be blind, but at least it would help others to see something.

‘Blind leading the blind’ is another phrase we come across in Hindu and Christian scriptures.

Tamil Scholars’ Wisdom

Marai Jnana Sambandhar was a Saivite scholar of 14th century. He blindfolded himself with a cloth like the famous epic woman Gandhari of Maha Bharata. He was the author of several scholarly works including ‘Sivadharmotththaram’ and lived in Chidambaram. His Mutt (place of religious head) was called Kankatti Mutt=blindfold Mutt. The reason he blindfolded himself was to avoid seeing the evil or bad activities of men. He was thorough with all the Saivite scriptures and translated many books from Sanskrit.

There were several people with the same name Mari Njana Sambhandhar. Umapathi Sivacharyar was the disciple of one of them. He was considered an authority of Saiva Sidhdhanta. He used to go to temple in palanquin because of his high status. One day a beggar saw this and mocked at him, “look at this, a Day Blind is travelling on a Dry Wood!” ( in Tamil Patta Kattaiyil Pakal Kurudu Ekuthu Paar)

Palanquins are made up of dry bamboos. The beggar criticized him for his luxurious life in spite of his great scholarship. Wisdom dawned upon him as soon as he heard the beggar’s words. Immediately he got down from the palanquin and stopped using them as a transport for temple visit.

Blind people and lanterns can make men richer in wisdom!

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