COMPILED by London Swaminathan
Date: 29 MARCH 2018
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Post No. 4862
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Heaven and Hell Deal
A new clergyman in town sought the services of the best local physician, a man irregular in his church attendance. The medical treatment was prolonged, and the young pastor, worried over the accumulating expense, spoke to the doctor about the matter of his bill.
I will tell you what I will do, Pastor, said the doctor.
I hear you ae a pretty good preacher and you seem to think that I am a fair doctor. W will make a bargain. I will do all I can to keep you out of Heaven and you do all you can to keep me out of Hell, and it wont cost either of us a cent.
Sunday Amusement
Henry Ward Beecher asked Park Benjamin, the poet and humourist, why he never came to preach. Benjamin replied,
Why, Beecher, the fact is, I have conscientious scruples against going to places of amusement on Sunday.
People’s Voice went against Jesus!
John Wesley, in a considerable party, had been maintaining with great earnestness the doctrine of vox Populi vox Dei against his sister. At last the preacher, to put an end to the controversy, said, I tell you sister, the voce of the people is the voice of God.
Yes, replied his sister mildly, “it cried: Crucify him! crucify him”.
Zeal and Vigour!!!
A young minister who was temporarily filling a city pulpit made the following request in his prayers:
May the brother who ministers to this flock be filled full of fresh veal and new zigor”
Christian Life
Can I lead a good Christian life in New York City on $15 a week? a young man once asked Dr S Parkes Cadman.
My boy, was the reply, that’s all you can do
Illiterate preacher!
I am thankful that the Lord has opened my mouth to preach without any ‘larning’, an illiterate preacher.
A similar event took place in Balaam’s time, replied a gentleman present.
Religious Dispute
John Wilkes was once asked a Roman Catholic gentleman in a warm dispute on religion:
Where was your religion before Luther?
Did you wash your face this morning? inquired the facetious alderman.
I did ,sir
Then pray where was your face before it was washed?
Idiot’s Vocation
Sydney Smith, the clergyman, had a combat of wit with a friend. His defeated antagonist intending to cast a slur on Smith’s vocation, fired back,
If I had a son who was an idiot I would make him a parson.
Your father was of a different opinion, was Sydney Smith’s answering thrust.
–Subham–
