Wives are More Intelligent than Husbands! (Post No.10,868)

Compiled  BY KATHUKUTTI, CHENNAI

Post No. 10,868

Date uploaded in London – –   20 APRIL  2022         

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 COMPILED BY KATTUKUTY

For all the Married People:

*For past 21 years, my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.*

*This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.*

*For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.*

*I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.*

*”Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said – “Why have you stopped brushing your teeth ??”*

*Marriage is a difficult relationship, I tell you.*

xxxx

*WIFE:* Let’s play a game?

*HUSBAND:* ok, what is the game all about

*WIFE:* if I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall

And if I mention a bird you will run to the Right side of the room and touch the wall, if you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.

*HUSBAND:* ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?

*WIFE:* (smile) yes dear

*HUSBAND:* ok (stood up and was ready to run to any direction)

*WIFE:* are u ready?

*HUSBAND:* yes ready

*WIFE:* Turkey

It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.

_*MORAL LESSON:*_

After God, fear nothing except your wife’s intelligence! 

***

SOME IRONIES THAT* *EXIST IN INDIA :*

1.Politicians *Divide* Us,
Terrorists *Unite* Us.

2. Everyone Is In Hurry ,
But
*NO ONE* Reaches In Time

3. Priyanka Chopra Earned More Money Playing *Mary Kom*,
Than The Mary Kom Earned In Her Entire Career.

4. Most People Who Fight Over *Gita And Quran*,
Have Probably Never Read Any Of Them.

5. We Rather Spend More On Our Daughter’s *WEDDING*
Than On Her *EDUCATION*

6. The *SHOES* That We Wear Are Sold In Air Conditioned Show Rooms,
The *VEGETABLES* That We Eat Are Sold On The Footpaths.

7. We Live In A Country Where Seeing A *POLICEMAN* Makes Us Nervous Rather Than Feeling Safe.

8. In IAS Exam, A Person Writes A Brilliant 1500 Words Essay About How Dowry Is A Social Evil And *CRACKS THE EXAM* By Impressing Everyone.
One Year Later His Parents Demand A Dowry In Crores, Because He Is An IAS Officer.

9. Indians Are Obsessed With Screen Guards On Their Smartphones Even Though Most Come With Scratch Proof Gorilla Glass But Never Bother Wearing A *HELMET* While Riding Bikes

*One Of The Best Ever Lines :*

Try To Understand People Before Trusting Them


*BECAUSE*
We Are Living In Such A World,
Where Artificial Lemon Flavor Is Used For
*”WELCOME DRINK”*
And Real Lemon Is Used In
*”FINGER BOWL”*

xxx

***

 tags- Wife, Wives, Intelligent, Husband

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