Post No. 10,910

Date uploaded in London – –   30 APRIL  2022         

Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com

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_Wife to her Accountant Husband

What is Inflation?_
_Husband : Earlier you were 36-24-36:
_But now you are   48-40-48
_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.


_Economics is not that difficult if we have the right example?

Interviewer*: What is Recession?_

Candidate*: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”, that critical phase of life is called Recession!!


Accountancy Fact :

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunken Friend is a liability.
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.

Intelligent Answers!

_Wife*, “Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?”_
_Husband (Calmly)*, “Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person.”_ 
_*What a decent way to Reply!

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with you!_
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!


Wonders before and after Marriage.
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.

Philosophy of Marriage:

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.

Later, somehow don’t know why.
alphabets get reversed.


Secret formula for Married Couples!

Love One Another
And if it doesn’t work,

bring the last word in the middle.!!!!

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