Compiled BY KATTU KUTTY , CHENNAI
Post No. 10,910
Date uploaded in London – – 30 APRIL 2022
Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com
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_Wife to her Accountant Husband
What is Inflation?_
_Husband : Earlier you were 36-24-36:
_But now you are 48-40-48
_Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
_This is INFLATION.
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_Economics is not that difficult if we have the right example?
Interviewer*: What is Recession?_
Candidate*: When “Wine & Women” get replaced by “Water & Wife”, that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
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Accountancy Fact :
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunken Friend is a liability.
But,_
A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.
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Intelligent Answers!
_Wife*, “Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?”_
_Husband (Calmly)*, “Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person.”_
_*What a decent way to Reply!
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 Wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with you!_
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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Wonders before and after Marriage.
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of Marriage:
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.
Later, somehow don’t know why.
alphabets get reversed.
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Secret formula for Married Couples!
Love One Another
And if it doesn’t work,
bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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