KING DIED AND QUEEN FAINTED BECAUSE OF NEWSPAPER HEADLINES (Post.10,929)

Compiled  BY KATTU  KUTTY , CHENNAI

Post No. 10,929

Date uploaded in London – –   3 MAY  2022         

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ஞான மொழிகள் – 50

COMPILED Kattukutty

Strange World! (விசித்திர உலகம்!)

One of the greatest messages ever received…

Disciple: “Master, what is the difference between Death and Moksha ” ?

Buddha: “When Breath stops, and Desire remains,
that is Death….
and
when Desires stop and Breath remains….
that is Moksha” !! 

*

 “Good decisions come from experience, and experience comes from bad decisions.”

*

A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local papers read:


‘KING’s ASS WON’


The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:


“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”


The king fainted….


Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 1000. Next day papers read:

“QUEEN SELLING HER ASS FOR Rs 1000”


The queen fainted…


The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in jungle.


The Next Headlines:


“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS FREE & WILD”


The king died… !!

That’s how the Media works in India Today !!

*

*The contest was to describe peace, tranquility and happiness in minimum words.

*I just wrote “sleeping wife”.

*The judge gave me award with an emotional hug.

*

xxx

Read this

Last month a family from Tamil Nadu was on holidays in Australia.
Apart from his wife and two children, his old age mother also accompanied them.

They were traveling on one of the free ways.

This Tamil Family was in their car and was followed by a Local Aussie Lady, driving at a safe distance.

Suddenly the Aussie Lady saw a head of an old lady coming out of the window and vomiting blood.

She took a quick action and informed the 000 for help.

In no time, there appeared an Air Ambulance Helicopter.

The well trained staff quickly shifted that old lady on the stretcher. Oxygen supply started. Doctors started examining her. Sometime later, the old lady was declared safe and fit to travel again.


Kudos to Quick Help and Well Done The Aussie Lady.

But , for these services, our man had to pay AUD 3500.

With these unplanned heavy financial charges, our man was in shock and he blasted his Old Aged mother :

Mum! I told you not to spit chewed Betel Nut from running car!

*” ஏம்மா…வெத்தலையப்போட்டு எச்சில கார்ல இருந்து துப்பாதேன்னு சொன்னா கேட்கமாட்டியா?”*

                                                                       **
–suham—

 Tags – King, Queen, ASS, Newspaper


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