Compiled  BY KATTU  KUTTY , CHENNAI

 Post No. 11,109

Date uploaded in London – 16 JULY 2022         

Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com

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 *Have a Nice Laugh*

1. Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale …….. Cheap ……. . ……. no strings attached.

2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung at A Time!

3. On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives

4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking …

I Gave Up Reading

5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses ….

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins to Put On Lipstick …

Or when your Son starts to wipe It Off ந்ந ந்

7. Sign In A Bar:

‘Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.’

8. Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way ….

9. Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions …

11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone

12. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe is

The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

13. Sign At A Barber’s Saloon :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business …

14. Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

Laughter makes you happy, it works faster than alcohol.

It’s nice to know Maths…

. . .

An IT guy from Hyderabad went to the US, and like most of his friends, he wanted to enjoy *Pizza* at a nice restaurant . . .

He ordered a *9-inch Pizza* .

After a while, the Waiter brought *two 5-inch pizzas*

And said the 9-inch pizza was *_not_* available and He was giving him *two 5-inches Pizzas* instead,

and that he was getting 1 inch more for free . . .

The Hyderabadi, politely requested the Waiter to speak to the Restaurant Owner.

The Hyderabadi gave him the mathematical formula to calculate the area of a circle –

Circle Area = *π r²*

where *π = 3.1415926*,

*r* is the *radius* of the circle . . .

So, a *9-inch circle area* = *63.62 square inches*,

while

a *5-inch circle area* is *19.63 square inches*

The *two 5-inch circle areas* add up to *39.26 square inches*.

The Hyderabadi said that even if he gave me three pizzas and he’d still lose-out.

“How can you say you are giving me an extra inch for free . . .?”

The Restaurant Owner was speechless. . .

He finally gave the Hyderabadi *4 pizzas*

This is the most literate Joke I have seen on WhatsApp.

Pl advise your children / grandchildren to take their Maths seriously 

[ In memory of INTERNATIONAL DAY OF MATHEMATICS (14 March ’22) ]

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