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Post No. 11,112

Date uploaded in London – 17 JULY 2022         

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“War is a place where young people who don’t know each other, and don’t hate each other, kill each other, by the decision of old people who know each other, and hate each other, but don’t kill each other”*

– Erich Hartmann

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Leave applications.

(murdering English language)

Infosys, Bangalore:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,

please sanction me one-week leave.”

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Oracle, Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“As I want to shave my son’s head , please leave me for two days..”

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Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was

performing his daughter’s wedding:

“As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave.”

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Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

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A leave letter:

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.”

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A leave letter to a headmaster:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today”

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Another letter written to a headmaster:

“As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.”

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Covering note:

“I am enclosed herewith…”

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Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom…”

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Actual application for leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.

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Letter writing:

“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

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Laugh and pass…

Those who can’t understand, please forgive me. Sophie asks a taxi driver:

“How much does it cost to take me to the airport?”

– 250 bucks

“What if we take my husband too?”

– Same 250 bucks.

Sophie turns to John:

-Haven’t I told you, you are actually worthless.

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*India has 2 popular types of Agarbatti*

1. For the Gods

2. For the mosquitoes

However, God doesn’t appear and mosquitoes don’t disappear !!

Xxx

tags- ஞானமொழிகள்- 96, funny, leave application,

—subham—