Post No. 10,948

Date uploaded in London – –   7 MAY  2022         

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ஞான மொழிகள் – 62


Oh! For all the married people:

For past 21 years, my wife has been complaining about my not putting the cap back on the tooth paste.*

This anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.*

*For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste.

*I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it.

“Finally, last night, she turned and looked at me and said – “Why have you stopped brushing your teeth ??”*

Marriage is a difficult relationship, I tell you.


Saturday thoughts

India has 2 popular types of Agarbatti*

1. For the Gods

2. For the mosquitoes

However, God doesn’t appear and mosquitoes don’t disappear!!


In a B.L. Class:

​Professor​: “If you have to give an orange to me, what will you say?”

​Student​: “Take this orange.”

​Prof​: “No. Say it like a lawyer would.”

​Student​: “I, Ramakrishna, son of Satyamurthy resident of Bangalore, Karnataka do hereby solemnly affirm & voluntarily & consciously declare out of my volition & without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence, that I’m giving this fruit called ‘orange’ on which I have absolute right, title and interest, along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp.

I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel, store in freeze or eat it.

You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to any one whosoever.

I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist.”

​Prof​: “My Lordship, show your feet….!!”


Tags- legal, jargon, language, orange, B.L.

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