Compiled  BY KATTU  KUTTY , CHENNAI

Post No. 10,947

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ஞான மொழிகள் – 61

Kattukutty

Cut it and then don’t cut it.

Wife: Can I cut my hair and make it short?

Husband: Cut it.

W: I took lot of efforts to grow it long.

H: Then don’t cut it

W: They say short hair is the fashion these days.

H: Then cut it

W: What if the fashion changes after I cut?

H: Then don’t cut it

W: All my friends say that I will look beautiful with a short hair.

H: Then cut it

W: But I doubt whether short hair will suit my small face.

H: Then don’t cut it

W: But short hair is very easy to manage.

H: Then cut it.

W: But how can I wear flowers in my hair. I love to wear flowers.

H: Then don’t cut it

W: I think there is nothing wrong in trying once.

H: Then cut it.

W: But it may take a long time to grow hair again.

H: Then don’t cut it.

W: Still I feel like giving it a try once.

H: Then cut it.

W: If I look ugly after cutting my hair.

H: Then don’t cut it.

The husband is undergoing treatment in a mental hospital presently.

He doesn’t speak anything except two sentences.” Then cut it and then don’t cut it.”

The doctors wonder what is to be cut.

They are conducting all tests.

They also intend getting expert advice from Doctors abroad!

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A woman went shopping. At Cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The Cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. H could n’t control his curiosity and asked, “Do you always carry your TV remote  with you?”

She replied, “No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today…”

Moral : Accompany Wife.

The story continues…

The shop keeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.

He said, “Your husband has blocked your credit card…”

Moral : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Still Continues….

After swiping, the machine indicated, “Enter OTP sent to your Mobile’

Moral ; When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him.

Still Continues….

When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS, “your OTP is ….”

Finally she bought her items and returned back happily.

Moral : What are you thinking about Men? He always sacrifices himself for his wife.

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