3 Mother Anecdotes

Written  by London swaminathan

Date: 1 November 2015.

Post No:2292

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Two small boys were hesitant about approaching their mother for a permission which was almost certain to be denied. They felt that they must take the long shot, however. “You ask her”, said Billy to his younger brother. “No, you”.

At this point the mother chanced to overhear the balance of the conversation.

“Oh, go on, you ask her”, urged Billy. “No, you do it”, said the younger, “you have known her longer than I have.”

Mum, I am nearer to you than Papa

A number of years ago my little girl said to her mother, in one of those bursts of confidence that children sometimes have, “Mama I am nearer to you than I am to papa.” Her mother asked, “Why, what do you mean, my dear?”

“Why ,” she replied, “I am your own little girl, but I am only related to papa by marriage.”

Whipping Credits!

John D.Rockfeller, Sr. was reared with strict discipline. Upon one occasion, while being punished, he succeeded in convincing his mother that he was not guilty of the offense for which he was being whipped.

“Very well, son,” is mother replied with grim humour, “but we have gone so far that we may as well proceed. It will be credited to your account for next time.”