Bear Hunting Anecdotes (Post No.4398)

Compiled by London Swaminathan 

 

Date: 15 NOVEMBER 2017

 

Time uploaded in London-7-50 am

 

 

Post No. 4398

Pictures shown here are taken from various sources such as Facebook friends, Books, Google and newspapers; thanks.

 

Fresh Foot Prints!

A Californian went out to follow up a grizzly bear and was gone three days. Then he turned up without his game.

“Lost the trail, Bill, I suppose”, said one of his cronies.

“Naw, I kept on the trail alright “

“Then ,what is the matter?”

“Wall, the footprints was getting too fresh, so I quit.”

 

Xxx

 

Narrow Escape for Bears!

An old hunter was holding his usual court before a group of summer visitors in the small town.

“How many bears did you kill?” ,asked one of them.

“Oh, about a hundred “

“Say, you must have had plenty narrow escapes”.

“Young man”, replied the old timer ,”If there were any narrow escapes,it was the bears had them”

 

Xxx

 

Can’t find a Single Animal!

An eager sport man accosted one of the natives in the small Maine town where he was spending his vacation

 

“Is there much good hunting around here?”, he asked eagerly.

The native glanced around him for a minute and said,

“Well,sure,there is plenty hunting, but damned little finding”

 

Xxx

Eagle Hunting!

A cowboy from one of the many dude ranches in the Rockies was spending his day off doing a little hunting. Sighting an eagle, he took aim and brought the bird down. He scrambled down the crag and retrieved his game.

As he slung the bird over his shoulder he saw one of the customers from the dude ranch approaching him .

“I say”, said the Easterner in a patronising sort of tone,

“I was watching you. You should have saved that shot, Why the fall alone would have killed the eagle”.

Xxxx SUBHAM xxxx

 

 

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