Specifications of a Good Minister- Christian Priests Anecdotes (Post No.6355)

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Gentlemen wont do it!

In the Southern states (of USA) the church of the elite is generally the Episcopal. There is a legend concerning an eminent episcopal divine who was once asked, after a dissertation,
“Pastor, is it possible for a man to achieve salvation outside the Episcopal church?”
The minister replied,
“It is conceivable that such a possibility might exist. However, no gentleman would avail himself of it”.

Xxx

I am a Lion!

George Ade, automobiling in Indiana (USA) , dined at a country hotel among a roomful of ministers. The ministers who were holding a convention in the town, were much amused when Mr Ade’ s identity was disclosed to them. One of them said during dinner,
How does a humorist of your stamp feel, sir, in such a reverend company as this this?
I feel, said Mr Ade promptly ,like a lion in a den of Daniels.


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Specifications of a Minister


The Reverend Doctor Edgar Dewitt Jones propounded the specifications of a good minister .
He should get religion like a Methodist.
Experience it like a Baptist.
Be sure of it like a Disciple.
Stick to it like a Lutheran.
Pray for it like a Presbyterian
Conciliate it like a Congregationalist
Glorify it like a Jew 
Be proud of it like an Episcopalian
Practice it like a Christian Scientist
Propagate it like a Roman Catholic .
Work for it like a Salvation Army lassie.
Enjoy it like a coloured man
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Drunkard wants to know it !

Some years ago a theological tempest in a tea pot raged over the issue of Fundamentalism versus Modernism. Dr Harry Emerson Fosdick, of the Riverside Church in New York was in the forefront of this fray.
There is a legend that, at this time, Dr Fosdick was awakened in the small hours of the morning by the persistent ringing of his telephone. He climbed out of bed and hastened to answer it, and sleepily said Hello
A voice came over the wire, saying,
“Ish thish Mr Foshdick?”
Dismayed the minister said,
“Yes, this is Dr Fosdick speaking”.
Dr Harry Emerson Foshdick?
“Yes, yes, was the impatient answer,
What is it you want?”
“Dr Foshdick, I want to know the difference between Fundamentalism and Modernism.”
Exasperated Dr Foshdick said,
“Good heavens, man , that is not something I can explain to you over the telephone, and obviously you are in no conductor hear. Come around to my study tomorrow and I will be glad to answer your questions.”
But Dr Foshdick, insisted the voice,
“I can’t wait until tomorrow. I must know now.”
Angrily Dr Foshdick said,
“Why can’t you wait until tomorrow?”
“Becaush, said the voice patiently,
Tomorrow I won’t give a damn.”
Xxx Subham xxx

ரோஜாவைக் காணோம்; நடிகை தவிப்பு! (Post No.6345)

Celery

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டொஸ்கானினி யோ கொக்கோ!

MISSING ROSE! ACTRESS’ STRUGGLE ON DRAMA STAGE! (Post No.6341)

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Miss Clara Morris

Miss Clara Morris told the following story of her own experience:
Somewhere in the wide world there is an actor — and a good one – who never eats celery without thinking of me. It was years ago, when I was playing Camille. In the first scene, you will remember, the unfortunate Armand takes a rose from Camille as a token of love. We had almost reached that point, when, as I glanced down, I saw that the flower was missing from its accustomed place on my breast.


What could I do? On the flower hung the strength of the scene. However, I continued my lines in an abstract ed fashion and began a still hunt for that rose or a substitute. My gaze wandered around the stage. On the dinner table was some celery. Moving slowly towards it, I grasped the celery and twisted the tops into a rose form. Then I began the fateful lines,


“Take this flower. The life of a camellia is short. If held and caressed it will fade in a morning or an evening”.


Hardly able to control his laughter, Armand spoke his lines which ran,
“It is a cold, scentless flower. It is a strange flower. I agreed with him”.

Clara Morris (March 17, 1849 – November 20, 1925) (her birth date is sometimes given as 1846/48) was an American actress.

Xxxx


Conductors Anecdotes

The noted conductor, Eugene Goosens, is fond of a story about a titled English man of no musical education or ability, who desire d to be a conductor. He hired a symphony orchestra and a costly concert hall and, willy nilly, began conducting a rehearsal in preparation for the launching of a great concert. He had no ability whatsoever to control the orchestra and the musicians found themselves struggling to keep time against the erratic and vague gestures of their conductor. The rehearsal got nowhere and, after a couple of hours, everyone was hot , tired and irritable. At this time, in the midst of a slow, stately passage, the kettle drummer , who was rattled, anticipated an attack by some twelve bars and came crashing in. Flying into a fury, the conductor hurled down his baton, glared at the players, and shouted,


“Who did that?”

Xxx

Arturo Toscanini 1


During a rehearsal a second violinist grazed the string next to the one he had intended to play. The sound of this slip was almost inaudible. Few people would have noticed it. But Toscanini stopped the orchestra, pointed his baton at the culprit without hesitation and cried out sharply,
“One string will be quite enough, if you please”.

Arturo Toscanini (Italian: [arˈtuːro toskaˈniːni]; March 25, 1867 – January 16, 1957) was an Italian conductor. He was one of the most acclaimed musicians of the late 19th and of the 20th century, renowned for his intensity, his perfectionism, his ear for orchestral detail and sonority, and his eidetic memory.[1] He was at various times the music director of La Scala in Milan, the Metropolitan Opera in New York, and the New York Philharmonic. Later in his career he was appointed the first music director of the NBC Symphony Orchestra (1937–54), and this led to his becoming a household name (especially in the United States) through his radio and television broadcasts and many recordings of the operatic and symphonic repertoire.

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Arturo Toscanini 2
Once when the Philharmonic was rehearsing Cesar Franck’s Symphony under the direction of Toscanini, he interrupted the rehearsal and protested that the clarinetist was playing a wrong note. The clarinetist denied the charge, and repeated the passage from his score before him.
The note is A, Toscanini said, Not A Flat


No, no,said the clarinetist, and came forward with his score to prove it. Toscanini peered nearsightedly at the page.


This is an error, he said, and, sending for the full conductor s score, which he never used, he opened it and demonstrated the error of which the clarinetist himself was innocent, an error in the part-copyist ‘s work.


Xxx SUBHAM XXX

‘Vat a devil is dat?’ – Handel Angry! (Post No.6331)

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Mendelssohn ‘s friend Madame Frege sang to him a song with the words,


“Time marches on by night as well as day
And many march by night who fain would stay
Oh that has a dreary sound! The composer cried with a shudder— but it is just what I feel “

He then suddenly rose, as pale as death, and paced the room hurriedly, complaining that his hands were as cold as ice.


He died within a month.

Xxxx

BRAHMS WONDERED!


Robert Fuchs, a reminiscent composer, was present one day when a highly Brahmsian composition of his was played to Brahms, and nearly fainted with embarrassment when the Master, assuming innocent bewilderment, asked him:
“But what piece of mine was that?”

Xxx


STOP THAT TERRIBLE MUSIC


Brahms attended a rehearsal of his clarinet quintet, and was so touched that tears came to his eyes. To cover his emotion he marched across the room, closed the first violin part and growled:
Stop the terrible music!

Xxx


MOZART


When Nietzsche one day observed to Wagner that in Figaro, Mozart had invented the music of intrigue, Wagner replied:
“On the contrary! In Figaro Mozart dissolved the intrigue in music.”

Xxxx

FATHER’S INTERFERENCE

While George Gershwin was at work on the Rhapsody in Blue, his father thrust his head into the room.


“Make it good, George”, he counselled, it might be important.


So, indeed, it proved as Pa Gershwin was able to demonstrate irrefutably to a doubting Thomas.
“Of course it is a great piece ! Doesn’t it take fifteen minutes to play?”

Xxx

MEISTER, MEISTER

Brahms hates to be called Meister /Master or Tonkunstler/ musical artist, for, he contented,
You might as well call me Cobblemaster or Maker of Clay Stoves and have done with it.

Xxx

VAT IS DAT?



The first time the musical instrument called “the Serpent “ was used at a London concert over which the German composer Handel presided, he was so much surprised at the coarseness of its tones that he called out sharply:


“Vat a devil is dat?”
On being informed it was the Serpent, he replied,

“It never can be de serpent vat seduced Eve”.


XXXX SUBHAM XXX



நெரூர் மஹான் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள் செய்த அற்புதங்கள்! (Post No.6329)

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நெரூருக்குச் சென்று சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திர சுவாமிகளின் ஜீவ சமாதியைத் தரிசிக்க வேண்டும் என்று நீண்ட நாட்களாக ஆசை. அது மார்ச் 27ம் தேதி (2019) நிறைவேறியது.

1957ல் வெளியான ஜகத்குரு திவ்ய சரித்திரம் புத்தகத்தில் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள் நடத்திய அற்புதங்களைப் படித்ததும், மாதம் தோறும் லண்டனில் நடக்கும் பஜனையில் சதாசிவரின் அற்புதமான பாடல்களைக் கேட்பதும் இதற்குக் காரணமாகும்.

நெருர் என்னும் கிராமம் கரூர் நகரிலிருந்து 13 கிலோமீட்டர் தொலைவில் இருக்கிறது. அமைதியான சூழ்நிலையில் ஒரு சிவன் கோவில், அதனருகில் பிரம்மேந்திராளின் ஜீவ சமாதி. அதாவது சமாதியின் கீழ் அவர் இன்னும் அப்படியே இருந்து அருள் புரிகிறார் என்பது பொருள்; ஏனெனில் உயிருடன் இருக்கும்போதே உடல் சமாதியில் இறக்கப்பட்டு மேலே அதிஷ்டானம் எழுப்பப்படும்.

அங்கே நாங்கள் காலை 11 மணி வாக்கில் சென்றதால் பூஜையையும் காண முடிந்தது. எனது சகோதரர் பேராசிரியர் சூரிய நாராயணன் உள்பட சுமார் 25 பேர் இருந்தோம். சமாதியை அடுத்த சிவன் கோவிலும் சிறியதுதான். இறுதியில் சர்க்கரைப் பொங்கல் விநியோகம்.

அங்குள்ள சிறிய கடையில் புஸ்தகங்கள், பாடல் தகடுகள் (CDs), படங்கள் விலைக்குக் கிடைக்கின்றன. இது வரை சதாசிவரின் அற்புதங்களை அறியாதோர் அறிய அவை உதவும்.

சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திரரின் ஸம்ஸ்க்ருதப் பாடல்கள் மிகவும் சிறியவை. பல கர்நாடக இசைக் கச்சேரிகளிலும் இடம்பெறுகின்றன. அவரது பாடல்கள் (பரம)ஹம்ஸ என்ற முத்திரையுடன் முடியும்.

சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள்

சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள் பற்றி நான் ஐந்து ஆண்டுகளுக்கு முன்னர் எழுதிய கட்டுரை இணைப்பையும் காஞ்சி பரமாசார்யாளின் விஜய இணைப்பையும் கீழே காண்க.

நீங்களும் அவருடைய பாடல்களைக் கச்சேரியிலோ பஜனைகளிலோ கேட்டிருப்பீர்கள்: இதோ சில முதல் வரிகள்:

பஜரே கோபாலம், மானஸ…………..

ஸ்மர வாரம் வாரம் சேதஹ…………….

ப்ரூஹி முகுந்தேதி ரஸனே……………..

மானஸ ஸஞ்சரரே ப்ரஹ்மணி………….

க்ரீடதி வனமாலி கோஷ்டே………….

பஜரே யதுநாதம் மானஸ…………..

ப்ரதிவாரம் மானஸ…………..

பிபரே ராம ரஸம்…………………

சிந்தா நாஸ்திகில தேஷாம்…………………..

ஸர்வம் ப்ரஹ்ம மயம் ரே ரே

காயதி வனமாலி மதுரம்………………..

இன்னும் பல. இவைகள் அடங்கிய புஸ்தகங்கள் அதிஷ்டானத்தில் கிடைக்கும்

முஸ்லீம் பக்தருக்கு உபதேசம் செய்த …



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3 Mar 2014 – சதாசிவ பிரம்ம யோகீந்திரர் என்பவர் மிகப் பெரிய யோகி. அவர் … பிற்காலத்தில் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள் என்ற சந்நியாசப் பெயருடன் …

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  1.  

 ((posted by swamiindology.blogspot.com AND tamilandvedas.com)) … சித்தர், சாங்கு சிவலிங்க சித்தர், சானு முனிவர், நெரூர் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திரர் ஜீவ சமாதிகள். 8.

–subham–

முஸ்லீம் பக்தருக்கு உபதேசம் செய்த …



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3 Mar 2014 – சதாசிவ பிரம்ம யோகீந்திரர் என்பவர் மிகப் பெரிய யோகி. அவர் … பிற்காலத்தில் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திராள் என்ற சந்நியாசப் பெயருடன் …

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 ((posted by swamiindology.blogspot.com AND tamilandvedas.com)) … சித்தர், சாங்கு சிவலிங்க சித்தர், சானு முனிவர், நெரூர் சதாசிவ பிரம்மேந்திரர் ஜீவ சமாதிகள். 8.

subham

‘SAY HELLO , REST WILL FOLLOW’ (Post No.6311)

George Gershwin

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Max Dreyfus

–subham–

அது கழுதைக்குக் கூட தெரியும்– சங்கீத மேதை பாய்ச்சல் (Post No.6310)

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GEORGE GERSHWIN

MAX DREYFUS

‘NOISE OF MUSIC, LEAST DISAGREEABLE’ (Post No.6307)

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Music Anecdotes

“No, Madam, replied Dr Johnson to the lady who had asked him if he liked the music, but of all noises, music is the least disagreeable”.

 
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I KNOW ONLY TWO TUNES

President Ulysses S Grant had a violent dislike of music. One time during a concert at Peabody Institute at Baltimore he turned to Robert Winthrop sitting next to him and said,


“Why Mr Winthrop, I know only two tunes. One is, Yankee Doodle and the other isn’t .”

Xxx

MUSIC IS HARD TO KNEES!


At the first performance of the celebrated Miserere of Lully before the Court of Louis XIV in the chapel of Versailles, the monarch being on his knees during the whole time, necessarily kept his court in the same position. At its conclusion the King asked the Count de Grammont his opinion of it.


“Sire, he replied, the music is very soft to the ears, but very hard to the knees”.

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ANY ASS KNOWS THAT- BRAHMS

The musical world is full of smart alecs tricksters and faddists; such as the so called tune detectives , who delight in singling out musical phrases which may appear identically in the work of a number of different composers.

Such men ignore the fact that music is a form of language in which the words and phrases are common stock to some degree, much as with the spoken word. Moreover, it is by no means uncommon for a composer to pay some compliment of quotation, again as practised in the literary world. This is sometimes carried to the length seen in some of the notable variations upon themes,

Brahms waited until the rich maturity of his talents before composing his first symphony. When the great was in its final rehearsal, before the premiere playing, there was in the auditorium a certain officious musical upstart fond of seizing opportunities to display his great musical learning. The person hastened to the podium at the end of the rehearsal and pulling at Brahms’ coat tail, said


“Meister, in the fourth movement there is a theme which is very similar to that used by Beethoven in the fourth movement of the Ninth Symphony”. 

Brahms wheeled majestically upon the upstart,
“Any ass knows that!” he roared.
Xxx Subham xxxx

பெரியவா செஞ்சா, பெருமாள் செஞ்ச மாதிரி! (Post No.6306)

Rodin

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‘அட, என் அவலட்சணமே! ஐபல் கோபுரமே!’(Post No.6305)

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