Sheridan, Voltaire, Wordsworth: New Anecdotes about Longwindedness (Post No.2971)

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Franklin D Roosevelt’s  Picture

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Date:14 July 2016

Post No. 2971

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I have already published Londgwindedness anecdotes and More Londgwindedness anecdotes. This is the third one.

 

When President Franklin D Roosevelt was a young lawyer just getting started in New York he was retained to handle a difficult civil case. The opposing lawyer was a very effective jury pleader and completely outshone his youthful rival in the argument to the jury. However, he made one fatal mistake; he orated for several hours.

 

As he thundered on Roosevelt noticed that the jury was not paying much attention. So, playing a hunch when his turn came, he rose and said,

“Gentlemen you have heard the evidence . You also have listened to my distinguished colleague, a brilliant orator. If you believe him, and disbelieve the evidence you will have to decide in his favour. That is all I have to say”.

 

The jury was out only five minutes and brought in a verdict for Roosevelt’s client.

 

 

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Speaking of a lawyer Lincoln said, “He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I have ever met”.

 

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Picture of Sheridan

 

“Oh, it was a mistake, said Sheridan, I meant voluminous.”

 

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picture of Voltaire

When Diderot came visit Voltaire he spoke so much and at great length that Voltaire couldn’t get a word in. When Diderot left, Voltaire chirped, “That man is a great wit, but nature has denied him one great gift –that of dialogue”.

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William Wordsworth

Elizabe Barret, meeting Wordsworth for the first time, wrote ironically, “He was very kind to me and let me hear his conversation.”

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They tell the story of Wilton Lackaye who was scheduled to speak late on the programme at a banquet at which all the speakers had been brutally long winded.

 

The chairman introduced Lackaye, saying, “Wilton Lackaye, the famous actor, will now give you his address”

 

Lackaye faced the haggard audience and said,

 

“Mr Chairman, Ladies and Gentle en, my address is the Lambs Club, New York” .

 

He sat down and received a tremendous ovation.

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A very pretty woman, who was tediously loquacious , complained one day to Madame de  Sevigne that she was sadly torment ted by her lovers.

 

“Oh, madam, said Madame de Sevigne to her, with a smile,

It is very easy to get rid of them, you have only to speak.:

 

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A talkative lady patient came to Dr Abernathy , the eccentric English physician of another day, and talked tirelessly and tiresomely about her complaint .

 

“Put out your tongue, madam”, barked Dr Abernathy. The lady complied. “Now keep it there till I have done talking”.

 

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Sheridan , the playwright , on seeing a Member of the House of Commons, who had already bored everyone with a lengthy speech , stop to drink a glass of water, rose to a point of order.

What is it? Asked the speaker

 

“Why I think ,sir, said Sheridan, “ that  it is out of order for a wind mill to go by water”.

 

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Don’t Live on Wife’s Money or Woman’s Income! (Post No. 2966)

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Date:12 July 2016

Post No. 2966

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There is a beautiful couplet in Sanskrit about the property inherited from or the money earned from a woman or father.

 

Uttamam sva aarjitam, madhyamam pitur  aarjitam

Adhamam sevakaavittam, strii vittam adhamaadhamam

 

Money earned by oneself is the best;

Money/property inherited from father is O.K.;

Money earned by working under someone is bad;

Living on money earned by a woman is the worst.

 

The couplet says “woman’s money” (Strii Vittam) and so it MAY mean property of your wife or money from your mother or money earned by your daughter/ wife/mother. You should never live on that money because you will lose respect and lose control over the family. In the worst cases you may even be insulted or ignored.

When women started earning a five digit salary, they lost control over themselves. They do not know what to do with such a big sum at their disposal. The money came with a new set of problems. They became arrogant and uncontrollable.

1.They became very “independent” and went out at odd times with odd people and behaved awkwardly.

2.When parents saw a big income coming through their daughters they postponed the girl’s marriage or the girl postponed it thinking that the income would get a bridegroom easily. Parents enjoyed their lives in daughter’s money. They knew once she is married, they will have to live frugally.

  1. In some families it was alright for the elders, but the children suffered. They lost parental care and affection. Childminders and baby sitters became their real parents and as a result parents lost respect. When they grew old they gave the same treatment to their parents. Parents needed “parent minders” and “parent sitters” in the old age home. A new job was created in the name of “Carers”.

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Manu’s Advice!

 

Manu advised brothers and brothers in law to buy all clothes and jewellery to women and keep them always happy. In another couplet, he said deities reside where women are kept happy. In the third couplet he said the families will be destroyed completely where women are unhappy.

If women are treated with such respect in a community, then there is no need for women to work or they can at least avoid hard work and full time job.

About Guru/ Spiritual Teacher

No country in the world gave so much respect to the parents and Teachers, like the Hindus.

 

Long Live Guru!

There is a couplet in Sanskrit which says what would happen to one, when one shows respect or disrespect to his or her Guru:–

 

Guruun abyarchya vardhante aayushaa yasasaa sa sriiyaa

Praanino yah avamanyante bhavanti iha sa raakshasaah

 

Those who show respect to the Gurus will enjoy long life, fame and wealth (vardhante= long life, fame and wealth grow, increase); those who show disrespect to their teachers become demons (in character and behaviour).

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Respect Five Things

You should respect the following five:

Money

Relationship

Age

Good work

Education (Learning)

The beauty is one is more respected than the other (from top); that means Education or learning commands more respect than all the other four. Even kings saluted the learned. The learned went to various countries without a visa or a permit in the ancient world. Usually the saints are considered learned. So they commanded respect from everyone. Kings and elderly people fell at their feet.

Here is the couplet that gives this message:

Vittam banduh vayah karma; vidyaa bhavati Panchamii

Etaani maanyasthaanaani gariiyo yatyat uttaram

 

These Sanskrit couplets show the ancient wisdom of the Hindus; what they considered most important or least respected in a society. No where in the world, in no other language in the world we can see such great sayings at the remotest time on all topics. Greek, Hebrew, Chinese, Latin and Tamil have good literature but later than the Sanskrit literature. Tamil is the youngest of the six languages. Tamil literature came after the Latin literature around first century CE. Though we have voluminous literary materials in Sumerian and Egyptian, those are not superior to the classical literature.

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–Subham–

 

 

 

குருவைப் போற்றினால், தூற்றினால் என்ன கிடைக்கும்? (Post No.2964)

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Picture of Veda Vyasa, Guru of the Gurus

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Post No. 2964

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குரூன் அப்யர்ச்ய வர்தந்தே ஆயுஷா யசஸா ஸ்ரீயா

ப்ராணினோ ய: அவமன்யன்தே பவந்தி இஹ ச ராக்ஷசா:

–சல்ய பர்வம், மஹா பாரதம்

 

குருவிற்கு பணிவிடை செய்பவனுக்கு ஆயுள், புகழ், செல்வம் ஆகியன வளரும். அவரை மதிக்காத ஜீவன்கள், ராட்சசர் ஆகிறார்கள்.

 

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கௌரவிக்கத்தக்கவை எவை?

 

வித்தம் பந்து: வய: கர்ம வித்யா பவதி பஞ்சமீ

ஏதானி மான்யஸ்தானானி கரீயோ யத் யத் உத்தரம்

வித்தம்- பணம், பந்து:- உறவு, வய: – வயது, கர்ம: – நல்ல செயல், வித்யா – கல்வி; இந்த ஐந்தும் கௌரவிக்கத்தக்கவை. ஒவ்வொன்றும் ஒன்றைவிட ஒன்று மதிப்புமிக்கவை. அதாவது கல்விக்கே அதிக மதிப்பு.

 

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தசா புத்தி ஆண்டு விவரம் (க்ரஹ தசா காலக்ரமங்கள்)

 

சூர்ய: ஷட் அப்த: சோமஸ்து தசவர்ஷ உதாஹ்ருத:

குஜஸ்து சப்தவர்ஷாணி ராஹுரஷ்டதச ஸ்ம்ருதா:

 

குரு: சோடஷ வர்ஷாணி சனிரேகோனவிம்சதி:

புதஸ்சப்தா தச அப்தானி கேதுஸ்சப்தாப்தக: ஸ்ம்ருத:

சுக்ரோ விம்சதி வர்ஷாணி தசவர்ஷா: ப்ரகீர்த்திதா:

 

சூரியன் – 6 ஆண்டுகள், சந்திரன் – 10, செவ்வாய் – 7, ராஹு- 18, குரு – 16, சனி -19, புதன் -17, கேது– 7, சுக்ரன் – 20  ஆண்டுகள் என்று அறிக.

 

மொத்தம் கூட்டினால் 120 ஆண்டுகள் வரும். இதுதான் மனிதனின் உமுழு ஆயுள். ஆனால் வேதங்களில் நூறு ஆண்டுகள் என்று சொல்லுவர். இந்துக்கள்தான் உலகிற்கு டெசிமல் சிஸ்டத்தைக் கற்பித்தார்கள். ஆகவே 100, 1000, லட்சம் என்று முழு நம்பராக (ரவுண்ட் நம்பர் ) சொல்லுவது வழக்கம். சஹஸ்ர நாமம் என்போம். ஆனால் உண்மையில் அஷ்ட உத்தர சஹஸ்ர நாமம் (8+1000), அஷ்ட உத்தர சத (8+100) 108 ஆகும்.

 

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Don’t lend Books, Money and Woman! (Post No.2959)

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Date: 10 July 2016

Post No. 2959

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Wisdom literature in Sanskrit is great. If a person is well versed in Sanskrit he will be using hundreds of Subhasitams (Golden sayings) in his daily conversation. It is a great pleasure to listen to such people. Tamils cant speak without using a proverb. Villagers use Tamil proverbs more than the city dwellers. They may illiterate but they will use apt proverb at the right place at the right time.

Here are some Sanskrit couplets which anyone will enjoy:–

 

Pustakam, Vanita Vittam parahastam gatam gatam!

Athavaa punaraagacceet jeernam brashtaa sa khandasah

 

 

If book, money and woman go to another hand that is gone for ever.

Or If it comes back they are spent, spoiled or torn

 

This couplet needs no explanation.

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What can you sacrifice

Tyajet kulaarthe purusam graamasyaarthe kulam tyajet

Graamam janapadasyaarthe hyaatmanaarthe pruthviim tyajet

–Sabaaparvam, Mahabharatam

 

One can sacrifice a man for the sake of his clan

To save the entire village, a clan may be sacrificed

To save the country a village may be sacrificed

But for the sake of the Self, the entire may be sacrificed.

 

The meaning is that you can leave everything to attain spiritual benefits.

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Ruupa yauvana sampannaa visaalakulasambavaah

Vidyaahiinaa na sobante nirgandhaa iva kimsukaah

 

Even if one is born in a good family with beauty and youth, one would not shine in life without education/learning. He will look like the bright coloured Kimsuka flower sans fragrance.

 

Tamil poets Tiruvalluvar also use a similar simile:–

Those who are unable to elucidate their learning are like the cluster of blossoms without fragrance – Kural 650

 

–Subham–

Four Types of Angry People! (Post No.2952)

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Date: 8 July 2016

Post No. 2952

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Sanskrit is the only ancient language in the world, where we can read about anything under the sun. Though Greek literature comes closer to Sanskrit in its contents there is nothing before 800 BCE in Greek language. And we don’t have a law book like Manu’s, a sex manual like Kamasutra, a linguistics book like Yaska’s or a grammar book like that of Panini’s. Hebrew, Chinese, Latin and Tamil can’t come anywhere near Sanskrit.

 

We have Sanskrit words and sentences in documents and inscriptions from 1400 BCE – an indisputable archaeological proof. Even training the horse is mentioned in the Boghazkoi inscriptions dated around 1400 BCE. Tamil inscriptions are available from 300 BCE, that too with Sanskrit and Prakrit words only.

 

Here are some Sanskrit couplets from Manu and others:–

 

 

Uttama, Madhhyama, Adhama and Papi

 

Uttame sa kshanam kopo madhyame ghatikaadwayam

Adhame sydahoraatram paapishtee maranaantaka:

 

Good people won’t feel the anger for more than a moment.

People in the next rank – not so good, but O.K—will feel the anger for 48 minutes (i.e. for two ghatikaas; a ghatikaa is 24 minutes).

People at the lower level, will be angry for 24 hours (Aha:+raatri).

But the sinners (paapishta:) will keep the anger till they die.

Those who feel the anger over an incident for ever are sinners! That is the message it gives.

 

Tamil poet Tiru valluvar also says, “The anger of a person who has reached the pinnacle of goodness will not last even for a moment”. – Kural 29

Beware of the fury of the patient man, says John Dryden

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Manu on Anger:–

 

Manu, the oldest Law Maker, (his name is in the oldest book in the world, the Rig Veda), lists the eight bad qualities that come out of anger:

Paisunam saahasam droha iirshyaarsuuyaarthaduushanam

Vaagdandajam sa paarushyam krodajopi ganoshtakah

Manu 7-48

Slander, physical violence, malice, envy, resentment, destruction of property, verbal abuse and assault are the eight vices born out of anger.

 

Durvaasa – synonym of anger!

 

In Hindu literature Durvasa’s name is synonymous with anger. He din’t even wait for a minute to curse anyone. He was notes for his uncontrollable temper. Many fell under his curses. He cursed Sakuntalaa for keeping him waiting at the door, and so caused the separation between her and King Dushyanta. But whne he was happy he gave boons as well. Kunti got a boon from him and became a mother by the sun.

 

He cursed Indra for showing disrespect to the garland he presented to Indra. Devas went to Vishnu and he arranged the Samudra Martha – Churning of the Ocean —  at last the demons were overpowered. When Krishna forgot to wipe his foot he cursed him and foretold Krishna how he would die. ‘Durvasa’ means ill clothed. Probably his dirty clothe is his anger!

 

My old articles on ANGER:–

 

Win Anger by serenity, wickedness by Virtue (Post No. 2568)

Compiled  by London Swaminathan, Date: 23 February 2016

 

When angry, count a hundred! (Post No 2565)Date: 22 February 2016

 

Conquer Evil Doers by Saintliness, Anger by peacefulness (Post No. 2839)

Date: 25 May 2016

Sringeri Acharya’s Advice on Anger Management! Compiled  by London Swaminathan,  Date: 22 September 2015

–Subham–

 

 

நாஸ்தீகருக்கு மனுவும் வள்ளுவரும் தரும் சவுக்கடி! (Post No.2940)

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Date: 3 July 2016

Post No. 2940

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லோப: ஸ்வப்னோ த்ருதி: க்ரௌர்யம் நாஸ்திக்யம் பின்னவ்ருத்திதா

யாசிஷ்ணுதா ப்ரமாதஸ்ச தாமசம் குண லக்ஷணம்

மனு 12-33

பேராசை, தூக்கம், புலனின்ப கட்டுப்பாடில்லாமை, கொடுமை செய்தல், நாத்திகம், தொழில் செய்யாமை, பிச்சை எடுத்தல், சோம்பேறித்தனம் ஆகியன தாமச குண லட்சணம்.

 

வள்ளுவனும் நாத்திகனை பேய்ப்பயல் என்று திட்டுகிறான்:

 

உலகத்தார் உண்டு என்பது இல் என்பான் வையத்து

அலகையா வைக்கப்படும் (குறள் 850)

 

உலக மக்கள் அனைவரும் உண்டு என்று சொல்லுவதை, ஒருவன் இல்லை என்று சொன்னால் அவனை மனித வடிவில் வந்த பேய் என்று கருதவேண்டும்

 

கண்ண பிரானும் கீதையில் இதையே சொல்லி இருக்கிறான்:–

சம்சயாத்மா விநஸ்யதி  சந்தேகபடுபவன் அழிந்தே போய்விடுவான் என்கிறார். மேலும் அத்தகையோருக்கு இக,பர லோகங்களும் இல்லை; சுகமும் இல்லை என்பான் கண்ணன் (4–40)

 

மாணிக்கவாசகரோ நாத்திகம் பேசி நாத்தழும்பு ஏறினர்’ என்று திட்டுவார்.

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இவை எல்லாம் தமோ குண லட்சணங்கள்.

 

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மனுவானவர் சத்துவ, ராஜச குணங்களையும் விளக்குகிறார். இவை பகவத் கீதையில் மிக விரிவாக உள்ளது (அத்தியாயம் 14, குணத்ரயவிபாக யோகம்)

 

வேதாப்யச: தப: ஞானம் சௌசம் இந்த்ரிய நிக்ரஹ:

தர்மக்ரியா ஆத்மசிந்தா ச சாத்விகம் குணலக்ஷணம்

மனு 12-31

வேதம் ஓதுதல், தவம், ஞானம், தூய்மை, புலனடக்கம், அறச்செயல் (தர்ம கைங்கர்யம்), ஆத்மசிந்தனை (அகநோக்கு) ஆகியன சத்வ குணத்தின் லட்சணங்கள்

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ஆரம்பருசிதா தைர்யம் சத்கார்ய பரிக்ரஹ:

விஷயோபசேவா ச அஜஸ்ரம்  ராஜசம் குணலக்ஷணம்.

தொழிலில் சூரத்தனம், நிலையற்ற தன்மை, கெட்ட செயல்களில் ஈடுபடுதலில் உறுதி, புலன் இன்ப நாட்டம் ஆகியன ராஜச குண லட்சணம்.

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இறுதியாக மூன்று குணங்களின் முக்கியக் கொள்கை என்ன என்பதையும் மனு, சுருக்கமாக ஒரே பாடலில் சொல்லிவிடுகிறார்.

 

தாமச குணமுடையோரின் லட்சணம் புலனின்பம், ராஜச குணம் உடையோரின் லட்சணம் செல்வத்தை சேகரித்தல், சத்துவ குணம் உடையோரின் லட்சணம் அறப் பணி செய்தல்.

தமசோலக்ஷணம் காமோ ரஜச: அர்த்தம் உச்யதே

சத்வஸ்ய லக்ஷணம் தர்ம: ஸ்ரோட்யம் ஏஷாம் யதோத்தரம்

மனு 12-38

 

 

-SUBAM-

 

Buy One Get 3650 Free!! Hindus’ Advertisement!! (Post No.2937)

buy one

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Date: 2 July 2016

Post No. 2937

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Yugas

In Western countries we very often see advertisements like ‘Buy one Get One Free’ or ‘Buy two get One Free’. Now and then we also see advertisements “if you spend 50 pounds or dollars you get five pounds or five dollars back”.

 

But for the Hindus there is nothing new in it. Because it is already said in the Vishnu Purana. And Vishnu Purana (Mythology) is the oldest of the 18 Puranas. Even the biased, crooked and jaundiced Westerners date it to second century CE.

 

Once the saints approached Vyasa, the Guru of Gurus and the author of the longest epic (Mahabharata) in the world with some questions. He heard their doubts first and then dipped into the holiest of the holy rivers Ganga. When he came out he said:-

 

Yatkrte dasabirvarsaistretaayaam haayanena yat

Dwaapare yaccamaasena ahoraatrena tat kalau

 

Tapasobrahmacharyasya japaadisca palan dwijaa:

Praapnoti pursastena kalissaadhwiti bhaasitam

 

 

“Look, my dear disciples, ten years penance in the Krta Yuga is equal to one year penance in the Treta Yuga. And one month penance in Dwapara Yuga is equal to that and that is equal to one day penance in the Kaliyuga.

 

In short, a person can get the benefits of ten year penance in one day in Kaliyuga (10×365=3650). If you want, you may add some more days for the leap years.

According to the Hindus there are four Yugas and they are cyclical i.e. repeat after every deluge or Pralaya. Kali is the worst of the four and known as Iron Age. Krta is the Golden Age, Treta is the Silver Age and the Dwapara is the Bronze age.

 

Hinduism is based on science and logic. Nothing is dogmatic. They accept the nature’s law that ‘Change is inevitable’. So our forefathers knew that a man in Kaliyuga can’t do long Yagas (Fire Sacrifices) which lasted between 12 years and 100 years in the Golden Age i.e. Krta Yuga. They knew very well that people will be flying in Jet planes for their regular office work or business and they wont have time to do long prayers. So they gave us a short cut.

 

But one essential qualification is there to get the full benefits. Even if the stores announce Buy one get Ten Free we must have money in our purse or on the credit card. Likewise, we must have purity in heart, sincerity in our prayers with good intentions in our hearts. Then only the Buy one and get 3650 free is applicable.

 

Those who are born in the Age of Kali are the luckiest ones!!!

yugas

–Subham–

 

Interesting Horse Anecdotes (Post No.2931)

skinny horse

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Date: 30 June 2016

Post No. 2931

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Abraham Lincoln, after a friendly contest of wits on the subject of horses, agreed to a horse trade with a certain judge, sealing the bargain by saying,

“Well, look here, Judge! I will tell you what I will do. I will make a horse trade with you, only it must be on these stipulations: neither party shall see the others horse until it is produced here in the courtyard of the hotel and both parties must trade horses. If either party backs out of the agreement, he does so under a forfeiture of twenty-five dollars.

 

It was agreed. Lincoln and the judge parted to find their animals. The news of the trade got around and quite a crowd collected to see the fun. Great was the laughter when the judge appeared with an incredible looking animal; skinny, blind and scarcely able to walk. But the laughter turned to uproarious shouts when Lincoln rode upon the scene with a carpenter’s saw horse on his shoulders. Putting the saw horse down, Lincoln surveyed the scene for a moment and spying, the judges horse, said with a note of disgust,

“Well, judge, this is the first time I ever got the worst of it in a horse trade”.

saw horse

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Church Horse!

Henry Ward Beecher, the famous preacher, was once contemplating buying a horse. After looking over many of them, the owner of the stables finally burst out into praise of one particularly fine animal.

 

“Now here is a horse that is really sound. He can go any gait. He stands without hitching. Works any place you put him. Goes when you want him to and stops the minute you say Whoa. He is perfectly gentle, yet full of spirits. He has no bad traits, doesn’t kick, doesn’t bite. Comes when you call him and doe t run off when he sees something strange”.

 

With a wistful look in his eye, Mr.Beecher sighed, “if only that were a member of my church.”

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Man turned into a Horse!

Two staunch friends of a life time, Moe and Abe, were walking down the street. They discussed every phase of life together from politics to personal affairs. They were discussing the hereafter and made one of those agreements that whichever should die first should communicate with the other if possible.

 

Little more than a year later Abe passed away. Moe was downcast and all but forgotten their agreement. It chanced that he was passing down the street one day when a sorrowful voice suddenly said, “Moe, Moe”. He paused and looked around. There was no one in sight. He thought it must have been an illusion. He was about to move on when once again the voice cried, Moe. He looked about once more. There was no living thing in sight except a horse hitched to an ice wagon. He stared at the animal and horse, to his astonishment, said, “Yes, Moe, it is me- Abe”.

“Abe, cried Moe in horror, a horse you come back?”

“Yes, Moe”.

“But Abe, what kind of a life it is it?”

“Oi, it is terrible, said the horse. All day long pulling a heavy wagon in the hot sun and the driver he beats me. He doesn’t give me water”.

“This is terrible, said Moe. I will speak to the man. I will tell him you are my friend. He should not treat you so”.

“Moe, Moe, said the horse in great alarm, don’t say nothing to him please! He finds out I can talk; he will make me yell Ice!”

ice-man-Calyo

… Subham..

 

 

 

Servants Anecdotes (Post No 2928)

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Date: 29 June 2016

Post No. 2928

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Dead Fish Smell

William K.Vanderbilt was fond of telling the following story on himself.

He once observed to his valet that a towel he was using did not seem clean. The man replied that the towels had been done by the regular laundry.

But, Vanderbilt said, “this one smells like dead fish”.

“Well sir”, replied his man, “perhaps you have used it previously”.

 

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three dollars

Kind Servant!

Mrs.Dean William Howells, wife of the noted novelist, had hired a girl to do the house work. Several weeks passed and from seeing her master constantly about the house, the girl received an erroneous impression.

“Excuse me, Mrs Howells”, she said to her mistress one day, “but I would like to say something”.

“Well, Mary?”

The girl flushed and fumbled with her apron,

“Well, you pay me four dollars a week….”

“I can’t really pay you anymore”, interrupted Mrs. Howells apologetically.

“It is not that”, hastily answered the girl , “but I am willing to take three till Mr.Howells lands a job”.

 

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reindeer milking

I don’t know! I don’t know!!

A married couple, returning from Europe, became interested in attractive red cheeked Finnish girl in the steerage. They found that she was coming to America to look for work and decided to offer employment.

“Can you cook?”, they asked.

“No, said the girl, my mother always did the cooking”.

“Well, they said, then you can do the house work?”

“No,said she, I don’t know how. My oldest sister always did the housework”.

“Well, then we could let you take care of the children.”

“No, I couldn’t do that. My youngest sister always took care of the children”.

“Well, can you do the sewing?”

“No, said the girl, my aunt always did the sewing”.

“What can you do?, cried the despairing couple.”

The girl was quite bright and cheerful as she volunteered, “I can milk reindeer”.

 

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Empty Fruit Shell

Entering the kitchen one evening the lady of the house was amazed to see her cook, who was going home for the night, packing some empty grapefruit hulls into her black bag. Completely mystified at this procedure and curious to find out the reason for it, she asked,

Mandy, why in the world do you take the trouble to carry home those empty grapefruits?

“Well, madam, I admit that they ain’t any use to me. But they sure make my garbage look stylish”.

grapefruit

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Drunk Everyday!

The Count de Mirabeau, brother of the celebrated orator, one morning called his valet to him,

You are faithful, said he, you are jealous, in short, I am satisfied with your services, but I give you your dismissal.

On what account? naturally inquired the valet.

Notwithstanding our agreement, you get drunk on the same days as I do ,said Mirabeau.

It is not my fault, replied the valet, you get drunk every day.

—Subham–

 

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GURU AND A TEACHER (Post No.2908)

school tree

Compiled by London swaminathan

 

Date: 19  June 2016

 

Post No. 2908

 

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Who is an Acharya/ teacher? Who is a Guru? Who is an Upadhyaya?

mdu school

Manu Smrti says:

The twice born man who initiates the pupil and teaches him the Veda together with the ritual texts and the secret texts is called his teacher (2-140)

Upaniiyatu yah sishyam vedamadyaapayet dvijah

Sakalpam sarahasyam ca tam aachaaryam pracakshate (Manu 2-140)

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But a man who teaches one portion of the Veda or even, again, the subsidiary texts of the Vedas, and does it to make a living, is called the instructor.( 2-141)

Ekadesam tu vedasya vedaangaanyapi vaa punah

Yo adyaapayati vrutyartam upaadyaayah sa uchyate

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Nishekaadiini karmaani yah karoti yataa vidhi

Sambaavayati caannena sa vipro gurur ucyate

Guru is the one who helps the person by giving him the food, helps to perform rituals according to the rules.

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Teacher with 10,000 Students!

Muniinaam dasasaahasram yoannadaanaati poshanaat

Adyaapayati viparashirrasau kulapatih smrutah

Kulapati is the one who feeds and teaches 10000 students. Nowadays Kulapati is used for the vice chancellor of a university.

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Definition of a teacher

A teacher is one who has control over his senses, who is above the ‘dwantvas’ (good and bad, agony and ecstasy etc), honest, truthful, pure and sharp witted.

He must know the scriptures and he must follow the rules laid in the scriptures. He must be proficient in Gayatri mantra. He must come from a family of spotless character.

 

An Acharya is a person who knows the scriptures and its meaning; he makes others to follow the scriptural rules and he himself practises them. He preaches what he practises; and practises what he preaches.

–subham–