Never Vote for Bad People! (Post No.2669)

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Date: 27 March 2016

 

Post No. 2669

 

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What will happen if you vote for bad people and help them to come to power? Here is a story:-

 

When a tiger was pursuing a hunter, he ran and climbed a tree. The tiger, sitting beneath the tree, looking at a monkey on the tree said, “Throw him down. He is a hunter. Therefore he is a killer of us all. He is a bad one.”

The monkey answered, “though he be an evil one, I will not do harm to one who has come to me in fear. Depart.”

The tiger waited below.

Afterwards the monkey, because the hunter was hungry, went to fetch fruits for him. Then the tiger, looking at the hunter, said, “The monkey’s young one is there. Throw it down, then I will leave you and take it and go away.”

So the hunter threw down the monkey’s young one.at that time the monkey that had gone to fetch the fruits returned and the tiger said, “O monkey! The hunter to whom you did such kindness has thrown your offspring down. Therefore he is a bad one. Throw him down and I will leave your young one, and go.”

The monkey refused to push him down

“If you do kindness to a cruel one, ruin will come to you from it”, responded the tiger, and, without eating the young one, withdrew.

The hunter having devoured the fruits the monkey had brought, said, “My wife and children have no meat” and slew it as it hung in repose, and carried it off. So will it come to pass, if you give help to the cruel.

—Indian folktale

Four Maha Vakyas; Four Types of Devotees (Post No 2663)

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Date: 25 March 2016

 

Post No. 2663

 

 

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Mahavakyas (1)

Prajnaanam Brahma – Rig Veda
Knowledge is Brahman

Sham Brahmaasmi -Yajur Veda
I am Brahman

Tattvamasi- Sama Veda
You are That

Adam Atma Brahma-Atharva Veda
This Self is Brahman

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Four Disciples of Vyasa and Four Vedas

Veda Vyasa divided the Vedic hymns into four parts and entrusted the work to four of his disciples. He asked them to teach propagate it by oral transmission:

Rik Veda – Paila

Yajura Veda  – Vaisampayana

Sama Veda – Jaimini

Athrva Veda – Sumantu

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Madhvacharya’s  4 Disciples

Four disciples of Madhvacarya

Padmanabha Tirtha
Narahari Tirtha
Madhava Tirtha
Aksobhya Tirtha

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Four Important Manus out of 14 Manus
Svaarochisa
Svayambhu
Raivata
Uttama

Maharsaya salta purve catvaro manavastata
Madhbhava manasa jata yes ham loka imaah prajaah
Bhagavad Gita 10-6
Srimad Bhagavatam 8-1 has the details of these four.

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Four types of Devotees/Bhaktas

Caturvidha bajante mam Jonah sukrtinorjuna
Arta jignasu ratharthi jnani ca bharatarsba
Bhagavad Gita 7-16

Astra Distressed
Jijnaasu Enquirer
Arthaarthi Wealth seeker
Jnaani Wise man

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First Four Aphorisms of Vedanta
Brahmasutra catuh Sutri

Athaato Brahmajijnaasaa
Janmaadyasya yatah
Sastra yonivat
Tattu samavayaat

— Subham–

Spider in the Newspaper! 6 Interesting Advertising Anecdotes (Post No. 2659)

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Date: 24 March 2016

 

Post No. 2659

 

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During Mark Twain’s days as a newspaper man, he was editor of a small Missouri (USA) newspaper. One day he got a letter from a subscriber, stating that he had found a spider in his newspaper, and asking if this was an omen of good or bad luck.

Twain wrote, “Finding a spider in your paper is neither good luck nor bad. The spider was merely looking over our paper to see which merchant was not advertising so that he could go to that store, spin his web across the door and lead a life of undisturbed peace ever afterward.

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I never smoked!

The famous tenor, Giovanni Martinelli, was once asked if he smoked.
Tobacco, “I would not think of it”, said the singer.
“But”, said one of the reporters, “didn’t you once endorse a cigarette and say that it didn’t irritate your throat.”

“Of course I endorsed it, and it is true that the cigarettes didn’t hurt my throat. I never smoked them”.

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“This” said the manager of the store,”is inferior grade of shoe. I am an honourable business man and I refuse to pass it off as anything better. Put in the window and mark it ‘A shoe fit for a queen’. A queen doesn’t have to do much walking”.

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king george

What King?

One of the great press agents was the late Dexter Fellows who functioned in that capacity for Ringing Brothers and Barnum and Bailey. He knew he had the greatest show on earth. He once entered a newspaper office in the Mid West (USA) and announced without preliminaries
“I am the Dexterity Fellows of the circus”.
“What circus?”, someone asked
“Good Lord, man”, he  said with all the sacrilege on his face,
“If you were in London and a man say
God Save the King, would you interrupt him and ask what King?”

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Tit for Tat!

When the famous Pre Raphaelite painter Burne Jones visited the US he one day received a circular letter from a firm engaged in the sale of dried fruits, inviting him to compete for a prize to be given for the best design to be used in advertising their wares. Only one prize, the circular stated, was to be given, and all unsuccessful drawings were to become the property of the firm.
After reading the circular, and not to be outdone by the audacious request, Sir Philip sat down and wrote the following letter in reply

To

Manager, Dried Fruit Company,
Dear Sir, I am offering a prize of fifty cents for the best specimen of dried fruit, and should be glad to have you take part in the competition. Twelve dozen boxes of each kind of fruit should be sent and all fruit that is not adjudged not worthy of the prize will remain the property of the undersigned.

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No Vitamins!

A certain small boy had been steeped in radio advertising, comic strip promotions, and general conversations on the subject of vitamins. His mother one day offered him some little candies.
These are good, the child said.
What vitamins do they have?
Oh, none in particular, replied his mother.
The child was astonished
Do you mean to say they are just for fun? He asked.

—Subham–

What is Waste, Useless and Worthless? (Post No 2657)

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Date: 23 March 2016

 

Post No. 2657

 

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Useless Fours  
Samudresu vrstih  Rain in the sea

Trptasya bhojanam Serving food to one who has already eaten

Samarthasya Danam  Charity to the skilled

Diva Dipa  Lamp Light during day time

Vrthaa vrstih samudresu vrthaa trptasya bhojanam
Vrthaa Danam samarthasya vrthaa dipo divaapi ca

Subhasita rat and bhandaagaarm 153-26

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Worthless Four

Vrddhaarahita sabhaa. Assembly without old men

Dharmaapratipadakaah. Old men who do not speak of virtue

Satyarahita dharma. Virtue where truth does not exist

Chalaabhyupetam satyam. Truth where deceit pervades

Na saa sabhaa yatra na santi vrddhaa na te vrddhaa ye na vadanti dharmam

Naasau dharmo yantra na satyamasti na tatsatyam yachchalenaabhyupe

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Viduraniti 3-58

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Four Wastes

Paradihina Janma = Life dependent on others

Parastrii Sukha = Pleasure in other’s women

Parageha Lakshmi= Wealth of other’s houses

Pustaka vidyaa = Knowledge in books

Paraadhiinaam vrthaa Janma parastriisu vrthaa sukham
Paragehe vrthaa lakshmiih  vidyaa Yaa pustake vrthaa

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Four Poisons

Anabhyaasa vidyaa= knowledge without practice

Ajiirna bhojanam = Food not digested

Daridra sabhaa = Learned assembly for the poor

Vrddhaa tarunii = Young girl for an old man

Anabhyaaso visam vidyaa ajiirne bhojanam visam
Visam sabhaa daridrasya vrddhasya tarunii visam

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goat fight

Four Fruitless Acts
Ajaayuddham = Goat fight

Rsi sraddham = Performance of sraddham to a Rsi

Prabhata megadambaram = Thunder of the clouds in the morning

Dampati Kalaham = Fight between husband and wife

Ajaayuddhamrsisraddham prabhate megadambaram
Dampatyo kalahascaiva pariname na kincana

Subhasita Ratna bhandaagaarm

–subham–
 

Positive thoughts help! (Post No 2655)

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Date: 22 March 2016

 

Post No. 2655

 

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The God Indra, travelling one day through a forest, came upon a penitent who, during long terms of meditation and self-castigation, had almost changed himself into a tree stump.

(Penitent = a person who repents for his/her sins)

How long must I yet practise that I may be free, he asked the God SADLY.

Ten more years, said Indra.

Ten whole years? Sighed the sage, and for this complaint, was at once precipitated into hell.

 

Wandering on Indra came upon another penitent. This one was of slight spirituality and hoped to attain salvation by dancing around a tree. He asked the God the same question; but he asked them CHEERFULLY, in the midst of his dancing.

 

It will take you a hundred thousand years, said Indra smiling.

The foolish penitent gave a skip and hop

Only hundred thousand years!

And no sooner had the shout of joy left his lips than he rocketed up to heaven, a liberated soul.

 

Lord Krishna says in the Bhagavad Gita (6-5)

“Let a man lift himself by himself; let him not degrade himself; for the Self  (Atma) alone  is the friend of the self and the Self alone is the enemy of the self.”

–subham-

 

Mogul Emperor for 72 Minutes only! (Post No 2642)

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Date: 18 March 2016

 

Post No. 2642

 

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There are very interesting stories in the life of second Mogul emperor Jahangir. The name means ‘a lucky one’. But he was the most unfortunate king in the list of the Moguls. When he was born he was very sick and about to die. His father Babur prayed to god to take his life and save his son’s. God also did the same. Babur died and Humayun recovered dramatically and survived. But he faced lot of difficulties.

 

As soon as he ascended the throne a Battani leader by name Sersha invaded Delhi. Humayun   chased him but he hid in the mountains. Humayun reached Bengal by pursuing him.

 

Humayun was the cause for his own downfall. He spent most of the time in partying, womanising and taking opium.

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When the rainy season started Humayun wanted to return to Delhi but couldn’t do that due to flooding of rivers. Suddenly Shersa came back from the hills and challenged him. Humayun could not tackle him and was forced to make peace with Shersa. Humayun told him that he would give him certain areas. At once Shersa promised him a free passage. Trusting him  Humayun camped with his army on the banks of Ganges.

 

Shersa attacked him in the night and many of  his commanders were killed. Humayun  had to run for his life. He tried to cross the river on horseback but washed away by the floods. A water man who fills water in the leather bags was swimming with the help of two air filled leather bags. Seeing the Mogul emperor struggling for his life, he went near him and asked him to hold the air filled leather bags. Humayun did it and came to Agra safely. While he was swimming with him, he promised the waterman that he would make him ascend the throne for three Nazika ( one Nazikai is equal to 24 minutes; a day is made up of 60 nazikas).

 

As promised the waterman was made king for three nazikas in Agra. The waterman was sitting on the throne. He cut his leather bags and made each one a valuable coin with his seal on it. He made his relatives to receive valuable gifts from the emperor.

 

While Humayun was in Delhi, Shersa attacked him again with his army.  asked hi Humayun’s brothers to help him in the battle. Instead of helping him they also attacked him from other sides.  ran to Persia/Iran where he got the help of the king. He lived there for 15 years. When Shersa and his son died Humayun,  came back to Delhi and ruled the country. His life was a sad story in the chapters of Mogul history.

 

–subham–

 

 

India, farewell! Poem by Edwin Arnold (Post No 2637)

 

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Date: 16 March 2016

 

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An Adieu

India, farewell! I shall not see again

Thy shining shores, thy peoples of the sun

Gentle, soft mannered, by a kind word won

To such quick kindness! O’er the Arab main

Our flying flag streams back; and backwards stream

My thoughts to those fair open fields I love,

City and village, maidan, jungle, grove,

The temples and rivers! Must it seem

Too great for one man’s heart to say it holds

So many many Indian sisters dear,

So many unknown brothers? That it folds

Lakhs of true friends parting? Nay! But there

Lingers my heart, leave-taking; and it roves

From hut to hut whispering “he knows and loves!”

Good-bye! Good-night! Sweet may your slumbers be,

Gunga! And Kasi! And Saraswati!

-Edwin Arnold

March 8, 1886

From his book India Revisited (Published in1886)

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On the last page of the book he says:

“I leave my heart behind me in leaving these Indian peoples, who have taught me, as I have wandered among them, that manners more noble and gentle, learning more modest and profound, loyalty more sincere, refinement more natural, and sweeter simplicities of life, and love, and duty exist in the length and breadth of British Asia than even I had gathered from my old experiences, before India was “revisited.”

THE END (page 324)

EdwinArnold 1832 – 1904 (English Poet, Journalist and author of many books)

His famous books (poetical works) are:

The Light of Asia, Indian Poetry, Pearls of the Faith, Indian Idylls,The Secret of Death, The Song Celestial (Bhagavad Gita)

-subham-

 

 

Every Jackass wants an office! (Post No 2628)

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Date: 13 March 2016

 

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One time, Abraham Lincoln, drawled as he read a story of a certain king who wanted to go hunting, and asked the court minister if it would rain. The minister told him the weather would be fair. Setting out, the royal party met a farmer riding a jackass. He warned the king that it was going to rain. The king laughed, went on, and no sooner got started hunting than a heavy downpour drenched him and his party. He went back, there out the minister, and called for the farmer.

“Tell me how you knew it would rain”

“I did not know, Your Majesty, it is not me. It is my jackass. He puts his ear forward when it it is going to be wet”.

 

The king sent the farmer away, had the jackass brought and put in place of the minister.

 

“It was here”, said Lincoln, “the king made a great mistake”.

 

“How so? asked someone of the audience.

“Why, ever since that time, every jack ass wants an office. Gentlemen, leave your credentials with me and when the war is over you will hear from me.”

 

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Urgent!

A certain Colonel on the staff of Governor died suddenly. Many applicants for this post were clamouring to be heard. Before even the funeral had taken place, one of these managed to detain the Governor for a moment, asking “Would you object to my taking  the place of the  Colonel?”

 

“Not at all”, snapped the Governor. “Speak to the undertaker.”

 

-subham-

 

‘Women in state affairs are like Monkeys in Glass Shops’ (Post No 2625)

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Date: 12 March 2016

 

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JNU Ignoramuses burnt Manu Smrti!

 

Show me one ancient book where women are not criticised, where women are not degraded, where women are not presented negatively. There is no book in the world which praised women sky high except the Vedas and Manu Smrti. The Wedding Mantras of the Vedas are more beautiful than the love duets in our romantic films. If one looks at ancient Tamil literature there are hundreds of negative remarks on women. If you look at the proverb book in any world language there are hundreds of anti-women proverbs and sayings. But some idiots at the JNU in Delhi, have printed 40 verses of Manu Smrti and burnt them a few days ago, as reported in all Indian Newspapers. Immediately a professor of JNU said that this is what they teach at JNU. As soon as the students are enrolled, periodical brainwashing starts where all the anti-Hindu materials are distributed by the communist and communalist elements. All Indians know that we don’t use Manu Smrti, but only Ambedkar Smrti, I mean , The Constitution of India.

 

The following Manu slokas/couplets are from my 2013 and 2014 blogs. Then I am going to give you all the anti-women proverbs from English Proverb book. Now I repeat – Show me one ancient book where women are praised like in the Vedas or Manu Smriti. Again I repeat: Show me one ancient book where women are not criticised. The fact of the matter is they criticise women when they act like bitches or prostitutes and they are praised sky high where they act like chaste women or women with motherly affection.

 

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Manu, author of the great law book Manava Dharma Shastra, says,

 

‘’women must be honoured and adorned by their fathers, brothers, husbands and bothers-in-law, who desire their own welfare. Manu 3-55

 

‘’Where women are honoured, there the gods are pleased; but where they are not honoured, no sacred rite yields rewards. Manu 3-56

 

Where the female relations live in grief, the family soon wholly perishes; but that family where they are not unhappy ever prospers. 3—57

 

The houses, on which the female relations, not being duly honoured, pronounce a curse, perish completely, as if destroyed by magic’’ Manu 3-58

 

Hence men, who seek their own welfare, should always honour women on holidays and festivals with gifts of ornaments, clothes and dainty food. 3-59

 

 

“ Yatra naryast pujyante ramante tatra devatah

Yatraitastu na pujyante sarvastatraphalah kriyah”

Manu smriti 3-56, Mahabharata 13-45-5

 

‘Where women are worshipped, there the gods are delighted; but where they are not worshipped, all religious ceremonies become futile’—Manu Smriti.

 

One acharya/Guru excels ten Upadhyayas/teachers in glory; a father excels 100 acharyas/Gurus in glory; but a MOTHER excels even a thousand fathers in glory (Manu 2-145)

 

“Her father protects her in childhood, her husband protects her in youth, and her sons protect her in old age; a woman is never independent”. Manu IX-9 (The meaning is that she is always protected and not left alone without support)

 

And of feminine forms I am fame(Kirti), prosperity (Sri), speech (Vac), memory (Smrti) , intelligence (Medha), firmness(Dhrti) and patience (Kshama).—Bhagavad gita—X-34

 

All good qualities are kept in feminine forms.

 

As a contrast western countries burnt 200,000 women at stakes branding them witches. The most famous woman thus burnt alive was Joan of Arc.

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60+ Anti-Women Proverbs!

 

Anti -Women Proverbs from The Peguin Dictionary of Proverbs, Collection of 6000 proverbs, first published in 1983

 

1.Women are the snares of Satan

2.Women are the Devil’s nets

3.A wicked woman and an evil is three half pence worse than the devil

4.There is no devil so bad as She Devil

5.Women and Dogs set men together by ears.

 

6.No war without a woman.

7.No mischief but a woman or a priest at the bottom of it.

8.Weal and women cannot pan,

But woe and women can (pan means come together)

9.Women’scounsel is cold

10.Take heed of  a young wench, a prophetess and a Latin woman.

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11.A morning sun, and a wine-bred child and a Latin-bred woman seldom end well.

12.Women are like wasps in their anger

13.hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (William Congreve1670-1729)

14.Women in state affairs are like monkeys in glass shops.

 

  1. Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

 

 

16.Women may blush to hear what they were not ashamed todo.

17.A maid and virgin is not alone.

18.Maidens should be meek till they be married

19.Women are saints in Church, angelsin the street, and devils at home.

20.Trust not a woman when she weeps.

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21.When an ass climbs a ladder, we may find wisdom in women

22.A woman cuts her wisdom teeth when she is dead.

23.A woman’s advice is no great thing, but he who wont take it is a fool.

 

 

24.If a woman were as little as she is good, a pea pod would make her a gown and a hood.

25.Woeful is the household that wants a woman

26.Women are necessary evils.

27.A woman is a weather cock.

 

28.A woman’s mind and a winter wind change oft

29.Women are as wavering as the wind

30.A woman’s thoughts are after thoughts (Indian proverb)

31.A woman either loves or hates in extremes.

32.Women must have their wills while they live, because they make none when they die.

 

33.Swine, women, and bees cannot be turned

34.Forbid a thing, and that women will do.

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35.It is no more pity to a see a woman weep, then to see a goose go barefoot.

36.A woman’s sword is her tongue, and she does not let it rust.

37.Arthur could not tame woman’s tongue (King Arthur).

 

38.A woman’s tongue wags like a lamb’s tail.

39.A woman’s tongue is the last thing about her that dies.

40.One tongue is enough for a woman.

41.Women are great  talkers.

 

42.women, priests, and poultry, have never enough.

43.A ship and a woman are ever repairing.

44.Two daughters and a back door are three arrant thieves ( A reference to the expense of bringing up daughters)

45.Dally not with women or money.

46.A woman and a glass are ever in danger.

47.Who has a woman has an eel by the tail.

48.Women and music should never be dated (age of women should never be asked or disclosed.)

49.Never trust a woman, even if she has borne you seven children (Japanese Proverb)

50.From the evil woman guard yourself and the good one never trust.

 

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51.A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them the better they be.

52.Tell a woman she is fair, and soon she will turn fool.

53.Maids say No and take it.

54.Saying No a woman shakes her head lengthwise (meaning yes)

55.Women in mischief are wiser than men.

 

56.A woman is flax, man is fire, the devil comes and blows the bellows.

57.Woman is the confusion of man.

58.Men get wealth and women keep it.

59.A clever man will build a city, a clever woman will lay it low (Chinese proverb)

60.A woman is the weaker vessel

61.A man o straw is worth a woman of gold.

62.Man, woman and devil are three degrees of comparison.

63.A bad woman is worse than a bad man

64.The female of the species is more deadly than male (Rudyard Kipling)

65.Deeds are males and words are females

66.A man is as old as he feels, and a woman is as old as she looks.

 

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I have already listed 300 Tamil proverbs on women in three parts. I have given most of the Sanskrit quotes in different articles. I have 150 more Sanskrit quotations on women which I will give separately. No ancient culture is women friendly if you go by the literature. So don’t be foolish to look at some verses in Manu Smrti which is not followed by anyone.

–Subham-

How do you select a perfume for your wife? (Post No.2620)

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Date: 11 March 2016

 

Post No. 2620

 

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1.Woman’s Suffrage

 

One evening when Lloyd George was addressing a meeting of hostile suffragettes, one woman, in an ugly mood, rose and said, if you were my husband I would give you poison.”

 

Lloyd George known for his ready wit, snapped back,

 

“My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison.

 

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2.Dog and Perfume

 

The story is told of an ingenious young man who desired to present his sweet heart with a gift. He decided that perfume would be appropriate, but he did not know the name of the brand she used, and was too shy to ask her. He solved the problem by taking her little pet dog for a walk. Snatching the animal into a store , he proceeded to instruct the astonished clerk to wave the stoppers of a large number  of perfumes under the nose of the rather indifferent dog. At last came a perfume which caused the animal to jump up excitedly and wag its tail. On this evidence he bought his gift which turned out to be right.

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3.How to bargain?

 

It happened on one of those downtown Manhattan streets where the cloak and suitors rush out and seize the passerby by the arm. Look, said one of them eagerly to the man he seized

 

A fine suit, the best, nice cut, fine quality materials. To you fifteen dollars.

 

No, said the customer trying to break from him .

Look said the clothier dragging his victim a little closer to the shop, a special cut , with cuffs even ; the last suit. To you a special 12 dollars.

 

“No”, said the man trying to pull free.

 

An opportunity that that shouldn’t be passed up, continued the salesman, look because it is early, to start the day right the first sale 8 dollars.

 

“Nothing doing”, snarled the customer.

 

“My god”, wailed the proprietor, throwing his hands up into the air, such a person. “To make the thing right,to start the day. I started some I should finish it. I am giving it to you for nothing”.

 

“Not without two pairs of pants!”, said the customer

 

—Subham–