Compiled by London swaminathan
Date: 29 November 2016
Time uploaded in London: 20-10
Pictures are taken from various sources; thanks.
Charles Fox, the English statesman, once asked a tradesman for his vote. the tradesman answered,
“I admire your abilities, but damn your principles”, to which Fox replied,
“My friend, I applaud your sincerity, but damn your manners.
A bad man rushed into a saloon brandishing his guns and shooting to the right and left. he stood in the middle of the floor and shouted,
“All you dirty skunks get out of here!”. The bar was virtually emptied in one wild burst of confusion, but as the smoke cleared it revealed one imperturbable man calmly finishing his drink at the bar. the bad man lumbered over to him.
“Well”, said the other, “there was sure a lot of them, wasn’t there?”
A legend has it that Will Rogers once walked up to the gate of Buckingham Place and said to the guard,
“ I am Will Rogers and I have come to see the King” The guards drew themselves up haughtily and Rogers continued,
“You tell him that when the Prince of Wales was out my way, he told me to look up his old man sometime, so here I am”. Rogers was admitted, had a long chat with the king and stayed to lunch.
An ambitious youth once sent his first manuscript to Dumas, asking the distinguished novelist to become his collaborator. the latter was astounded at the impertinence, angrily seizing his pen he wrote, “How dare you, sir, yoke together a noble horse and a contemptible ass?”
he received the following reply:
“How dare you, sir, call me a horse?”
His anger vanished and he wrote,
“Send on your manuscripts, my friend; I gladly accept your proposition.”
Clyde Fitch tells the following story of Whistler. The artist was in Paris at the time of Coronation of King Edward, and at a reception one evening a duchess said to him:
I believe you know King Edward, Mr Whistler.”
“No, Madame, replied Whistler.
“Why ,that is odd, she murmured, “ I met the King at a dinner party last year, and he said that he knew you”
“Oh, said the painter, that was just his brag”.