Story behind Kammavar Naicker Proverb! (Post No.3444)

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Date: 13 December 2016

 

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Post No.3444

 

 

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Most hard working, persevering farming community known as Kammavar Naickers live in South India. These people have several village settlements of their own in Tamil Nadu.  There is a proverb about them and there is a story behind it.

 

The bridegrooms of the community are treated like royals by the fathers in law and one of these bridegrooms, while he was staying with at his rich father in laws house (he was a man with about 400 acres of land), at the time of the harvest, saw his father in law busily engaged with his men in cutting the stalks. On a certain day, while they were having a meal, the bridegroom asked his father in law,

“How many acres of land of stalks to be cut?”

“Several acres”, said the father in law.

“Well then, I shall be glad to be engaged in cutting the stalks from a hundred acres of land” , said the b

The following morning the b was taken by his father in law, and went to the field . Standing on an elevated ground, he pointed out with his finger the four boundaries of the acres of land in which the b consented to work. The father in law left the young man in the field and went home.  There is unbearable heat in the months of April and May in India and unfortunately the task was taken in the month of April.

 

 

No doubt there was a great deal of good intention in him.  He commenced to cut the stalks for fifteen minutes, but the heat was so severe that it melted his fat. His whole body began to perspire.  The poor fellow felt altogether exhausted. He was like a dog inhaling and exhaling air through his mouth, his breath became short, but he kept up his courage for awhile. At about 10 am he returned home, having found himself quite unable to cut the stalks, even in a circumference of five yards!

 

In the house, his father in law was giving out that his son in law had undertaken the cutting of stalks from a large part of his lands. As soon as he saw him return, he was anxious to know how he had got on the field. The young man with shame replied that he was unable to cut the stalks to five yards, as the heat was so great and the day was burning hot.  So, he politely asked his father in law to set apart only ten acres of land for him, and to leave the rest for the farm labourers to cut.

On the following day, the young man went at about 8 O’clock in the morning, to the field and remained there till nine, but found himself utterly useless even to cut the stalks for two yards. When he returned home at 10 O’clock, he informed his father in law, with great reluctance, that the distance of ten acres of land was too great, and so he would like to have it reduced to four. The other parts of the lands must be given to other labourers. The father in law readily consented to the request of the young man, who went to the field in the forenoon, and was cutting the stalks when his father in law came to him.

 

The bridegroom took a stick, drew a line, and asked his father in law to permit him to cut that part of the land only, and leave the rest to the farm labourers. Late in the evening his father in law came to see him. By this time the young man was quite exhausted, and lying prostrated under a thorn tree. He got up when he saw his father in law, and told him that he was unable to cut even the few yards which he had marked out, and so he begged his father in law to allow him to cut the distance of land which was marked out by turning his head around, practically a few stalks which stood under his foot. Hence arose the saying in this country – Mappillai Naicker thattai aruththathu pola, i.e. “As the bridegroom of the Naicker caste attempted to cut down the stalks’.

 

Source:Indian Village Folk by T B Pandian, Year 1897,London

–Subham–

 

EMPEROR ASHOKA AND A PROSTITUTE STORY ! (Post No.3432)

EMPEROR ASHOKA AND A PROSTITUTE STORY ! (Post No.3432)

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Date: 9 December 2016

 

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Post No.3432

 

 

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“There is a word in in Hindi, kiriya. It is used when someone swears by something. it is short for saccha kiriya, that is an “act of truth”. An act of truth is performed by using the accumulated power of  some form of secret you have kept for a long time. There are many stories about “acts of truth”. Here is one of those stories:

 

It is said that emperor Ashoka, in the third century BCE, was standing by the River Ganga (Ganges) near his capital. In the history of India Ashoka is well known as the most noble king. being an emperor Ashoka could naturally follow whatever whim he wished. So he said to his ministers, “I wonder whether it is possible to for anyone to make the river flow back towards the mountains!”.

 

The ministers, not wanting to offend the emperor, very gently told him, “Sir many things are possible but perhaps this is not one of them”.

 

a courtesan was passing by. She said, “You are all wise ministers, and who am I to speak in the presence of a great emperor., but may I have permission to speak please?” So she was granted permission. She said, “Even someone as lowly as myself can make the river flow backwards”. They asked her to demonstrate. She stood there, closed her eyes and did a saccha kiriya, an act of truth. And the emperor saw that, indeed, the river was flowing backwards towards the mountains. “That is enough”, he said, “Let the river flow naturally”. And she let the river flow.

 

The king and his wise men asked her what her secret was. How could a prostitute have such power? She said, “when I was younger and circumstances led me into this kind of life, I said to myself that there is very little good I can do

in this life to raise myself, but I must do something. So I made one vow to myself, though I lead the life of a prostitute, whether a prince comes to me or a leper comes to me, in mind and body I will treat them absolutely equally. And I have kept to that secret truth in my life. I have not let it out to this day. It is by the power of this truth that I have been able to make the river flow backwards. However for this kind of power you must keep your truth a secret.”

 

Source: Five Pillars of Sadhana by Swami Veda Bharati (Formerly he was Prof.Ushar Budh, Head of the Department of Sanskrit, University of Minnesota,USA)

 

My comments:

Other stories like this:

Gandhari saw Duryodhana naked to save him from Arjuna, but he hid his private parts and lost his life

Babar going round sick Humayun 3 times and saved him by sacrificing his life

Viswamitra sending Trishanku to heaven but pushed back

–Subham–

 

 

Will Power, Worrying, Appearance Anecdotes (Post No.3416)

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Date: 4 December 2016

 

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Post No.3416

 

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Will power Anecdote

A young man contemplating marriage, was almost shocked out of his future state by overhearing the following conversation

Several young women, discussing their husbands, were talking of their men’s vices and how they have succeeded in curing them.

“Incidentally, said one of them to a very young thing standing by, I hear that John has given up smoking. He used to smoke a great deal. That must have taken a strong wil”l.

In contrast to her frail prettiness, the young woman was heard to say,

“It certainly did. But that’s the kind of will I have got”.

 

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Worrying anecdote

Secretary of the Treasury Chase happened to remark

“Oh, I am so sorry that I didn’t write a letter to Mr So and so before I left home”.

President Lincoln promptly responded,

“Chase never regret what you don’t write; it is what you do write that you are often called upon to feel sorry for”.

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Physical Characteristics Anecdote 

Mark Twain often received photographs from men whose friends had made them believe that they looked like him. Discovering that his house was beginning to run over with pictures of these aspirants to fame, mark determined to relieve himself of the burden of answering the heavy correspondence, and so had his printer strike off a few hundred copies of the following from letter,

 

“My dear Sir,

I thank you very much for your letter and your photograph. In my opinion you are more like me than any other of numerous doubles I may even say that you resemble me more closely than I do myself. In fact, I intend to use your picture to shave by”.

Yours thankfully,

S Clements

—Subham–

 

Amusing and Eccentric (Zanies) Anecdotes (Post No.3406)

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Date: 1st December 2016

 

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Post No.3406

 

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Riding on the subway during fairly a crowded hour a man was started to see sitting opposite him in the car a man reading his newspaper and paying no attention whatever to a pair of pigeons which were seated one on each of his shoulders. Many stations further on, when the crowd was thinned out somewhat, he could repress his curiosity no longer. Stepping across the aisle he accosted the man, saying

“I beg your pardon, but would you mind telling me what those pigeon s are doing on your shoulders?”

The man looked up from his newspaper and said,

“I don’t know. They got on at 14th street.”

 

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Bottle Breaker

A man stepped briskly up to a swanky cocktail bar at the Waldorf in  New York and snapped at the barkeeper, Martini

He got the drink and the bartender was astounded to see him toss the contents over his left shoulder and then proceed to nibble off the rim of the glass. Having finished this crispy morsel he slapped down the remains and said,

Another

Another was served and the performance was repeated.

Say, said the bartender, leaning over the bar,

Are you crazy?

No,said the man snappily, it’s simply that  I like only the rim of the glass.

But, said the bartender, the stem is the best part!

 

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Lincoln’s Dream

Lincoln once dreamed he was in some great assembly, and the people drew back to let him pass, whereupon he heard some one day,

He is a common looking fellow

In his dream Lincoln turned to the man and said,

Friend, the Lord prefer s common looking people; that is the reason why he made so many of them.

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Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion!

A simple youth coming to Rome from the country was observed to resemble Augustus so much that it was the subject of general conversations. The emperor ordered him to appear at court, and inquired of him if his mother had ever been in Rome.

No, answered the innocent youth, but my father has.

 

–Subham–

 

 

Stupidity Anecdotes (Post No.3403)

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Date: 30 November 2016

 

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Post No.3403

 

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To the city of Washington come all kinds of tourists, from visiting nobility to the representatives of the smallest communities.

 

A lady from a small upstate New York town was a member of a touring party. Arriving at Washington Monument, the guide took them all to the very top of the structure. Overwhelmed by the many and varied sights, the woman cried in an ecstatic and somewhat incoherent tones

Why, why, there is the White House…. And there is the Capitol. Look over there… It is the Lincoln memorial! Then looking about with a slightly bewildered and rather disappointed air, but where’s the Washington monument?

 

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Smoky! Smoky!

St.Louis , notwithstanding improvements carried out in recent years, has been in its time one of the most famous smoky cities of America

One of its established city offices was that of Smoke Inspector. This post of such legitimate importance degenerated through the years into a political plum. At last, after one election, it fell in to the hands of an appointee of utter incompetence, who shortly after taking office, was shocked to learn that he must make a monthly report.

He submitted there upon the following

Have inspected the smoke of St. Louis for the month of December, 19– and have found it to be of good quality.

 

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Stupid Lady at Shakespeare’s Birth Place

Stupidity is not the monopoly of any race or religion though we hear lot of jokes about a community or religious group.

A lady visiting Stratford –on-Avon, the birth place of Shakespeare, showed even more than the usual fervour. She had not recovered when she reached the railway station, for she remarked to a friend as they walked on the platform: “To think that it was from this very platform the immortal bard would depart whenever he journeyed to town!”

 

Copied from my previous post

 

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Mirror! Mirror!

There are many versions of the old hill- billy looking glass story. The oldest war horse of them all is the version in which the mountaineer, finding a mirror, peers at it and remarks

So — that’s the no count varmint the old lady’s taken up with.

 

Whereupon his wife, finding the mirror where he had left it, snorted in indignation

So that’s the old hag he is running after.

A somewhat newer version is that of the mountain lad, some 24 years of age, unshaven , untrimmed and unwashed . Peering among the purchases which his father had brought back in the wagon from the settlement he came across a large wall mirror . He burst into laughter. His mother coming out, demanded to know what he was laughing at.

Pa’s bought a wolf, chuckled the young man.

–Subham—

 

 

Rough and Ready Anecdotes (Post No.3401)

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Date: 29 November 2016

 

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Post No.3401

 

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Charles Fox, the English statesman, once asked a tradesman for his vote. the tradesman answered,

“I admire your abilities, but damn your principles”, to which Fox replied,

“My friend, I applaud your sincerity, but damn your manners.

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A bad man rushed into a saloon brandishing his guns and shooting to the right and left. he stood in the middle of the floor and shouted,

“All you dirty skunks get out of here!”. The bar was virtually emptied in one wild burst of confusion, but as the smoke cleared it revealed one imperturbable man calmly finishing his drink at the bar. the bad man lumbered over to him.

“Well”, said the other, “there was sure a lot of them, wasn’t there?”

 

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A legend has it that Will Rogers once walked up to the gate of Buckingham Place and said to the guard,

“ I am Will Rogers and I have come to see the King” The guards drew themselves up haughtily and Rogers continued,

“You tell him that when the Prince of Wales was out my way, he told me to look up his old man sometime, so here I am”. Rogers was admitted, had a long chat with the king and stayed to lunch.

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An ambitious youth once sent his first manuscript to Dumas, asking the distinguished novelist to become his collaborator. the latter was astounded at the impertinence, angrily seizing his pen he wrote, “How dare you, sir, yoke together a noble horse and a contemptible ass?”

 

he received the following reply:

“How dare you, sir, call me a horse?”

His anger vanished and he wrote,

“Send on your manuscripts, my friend; I gladly accept your proposition.”

 

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Clyde Fitch tells the following story of Whistler. The artist was in Paris at the time of Coronation of King Edward, and at a reception one evening a duchess said to him:

I believe you know King Edward, Mr Whistler.”

“No, Madame, replied Whistler.

“Why  ,that is odd, she murmured, “ I met the King at a dinner party last year, and he said that he knew you”

“Oh, said the painter, that was just his brag”.

 

–Subham–

Hindu Quotations on Food (Post No.3394)

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Date: 27 November 2016

 

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Post No.3394

 

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December 2016  ‘Good Thoughts’ Calendar

Important days

December 12 :Tiruvannamalai Kartikai Deepa, 13-Sarvalaya Deepa/Pancharatra Deepa, 13- Miladinabi, 25-Christmas

Ekadasi- 10, 24/25;Full moon-13;New moon-28;

Auspicious day-1, 4, 5, 9

 

 

 

December 1 Thursday

The purer the food, the better the mettle; the purer the mettle, the better the memory – Chandogya Upanishad 7-26-2

December 2 Friday

Relish not a sweet alone -Pachatantra 5-95

December 3 Saturday

The lone eater is a rank sinner – kevalaagho bhavati kevalaadii

December 4 Sunday

Who can indeed enjoy food without defiling it with his touch– Avimaraka 5 p 123

December 5 Monday

The really famished find even putrefied food very sumptuous– Subhasitavali 150

 

December 6 Tuesday

The whole world is a slave to belly- Sanskrit saying

December 7 Wednesday

None can worship the Lord on an empty stomach –Kahavatratnakar

December 8 Thursday

how can a man be compassionate who, for the purpose of increasing his own flesh, eats the flesh of other animals? – Tirukkural 251

December 9 Friday

one who eats like a goat, shrivels up like a TB patient –  Kahavatratnakar

 

December 10 Saturday

Heated oil is poison; FRIED PULSES ARE Nutritious -Tamil saying

 

 

December 11 Sunday

After digestion let one eat with moderation; for that is the way for one to live for a long time – Tirukkural 943

December 12 Monday

Starving is the best medicine (for stomach ailments) -Langanam Parama Aushadam

 

December 13 Tuesday

The butcher with knife in hand, cannot have compassion in his heart

it is just the same with those who relish taste of flesh  – Tirukkural 253

 

December 14 Wednesday

The foods that are bitter, sour, saltish, very hot, pungent, harsh and burning, producing pain, grief, and disease are liked by the passionate/raajasik – Bhagavad Gita 17-9

December 15 Thursday

the food that which is spoiled, tasteless, putrid, stale, refuse and clean is the food dear to the dull/taamasik- Bhagavad Gita 17-10

 

 

December 16 Friday

The person who eats once a day is a Yogi, one who eats twice a day is a Bhogi (enjoyer); three times a day is a Rogi (afflicted with diseases); four times is a gone case –Tamil Verse

December 17 Saturday

Eating less is the virtue of a woman (Tamil proverb)

December 18 Sunday

If the world will not kill for the sake of eating, then there will be none who will sell meat -– Tirukkural 256

December 19 Monday

The foods which promote life, vitality, strength, health, joy and cheerfulness, which ae sweet, soft, nourishing and agreeable are dear to the good/ saatviks- Bhagavad Gita  17-8

December 20 Tuesday

food cooked in ghee and honey is delicious; enhance its appeal by adding condiments –Padmaprabhrka 6-6, Canakyaniti

 

December 21 Wednesday

he will be afflicted with diseases who eats immoderately in ignorance of the rules of health – Tirukkural 947

 

December 22 Thursday

Indeed the tiger breaks its fast by devouring an animal

December 23 Friday

A glutton eyes food everywhere –Vikrama Urvasiya of Kalidas

December 24 Saturday

no medicine is needed for him who eats after well knowing that what he has already eaten has been digested – Tirukkural 924

December 25 Sunday

for one suffering from indigestion, food is verily poison – Hitopadesa 2-57, Canakya Niti 9-1

 

December 26 Monday

All living beings will raise their hands in worship to him who has never taken a living being’s life and has abstained from eating meat – Tirukkural 260

December 27 Tuesday

untimely eating nourishes not –Kahavatratnakar, p 126

December 28 Wednesday

With food entering the belly, even the weak become strong –Kahavatratnakar

 

December 29 Thursday

If a man eats that which will not disagree with him, there will be no suffering for him – – Tirukkural 945

December 30 Friday

Even a spirit/ghost is pacified on being fed -Vikramorvasiya, 2 p 46

 

December 31 Saturday

the wise will not eat flesh from which life has departed – Tirukkural 258

 

–Subham–

Temper Anecdotes (Post No.3385)

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Date: 24 November 2016

 

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Post No.3385

 

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Angry letter

Some officer had disobeyed or failed to comprehend an order. I believe I will sit down, said Secretary Stanton, and give that man a piece of mind

Do so, said Lincoln, write him now while you have it on your mind. Make it sharp. Cut him all up. Stanton did not need a second invitation. It was a bone crusher that he read to the president.

That is right, said Lincoln . Why, that is a good one.

Whom can I send it by? Mused Stanton.

Send it, replied Lincoln.

Why, don’t send it at all. Tear it up . You have freed your mind on the subject, and that is all that is necessary. Tear it up. You never want to send such letters. I never do.

 

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Let us argue now!

Henderson, the actor, was seldom known to be in a passion. When at Oxford, he was one day debating with a fellow student, who, unable to keep his temper, threw a glass of wine in the actors face. Henderson took out his handkerchief, wiped his face, and coolly said,

That, sir, was a digression; now for the argument.

 

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Lady Caroline Lamb

It being reported that Lady Caroline Lamb, had in a moment of passion, knocked down one of her pages with stool, the poet Moore to whom it was told by Lord Strangford, observed,

Oh ! Nothing is more natural for a literary lady than to double down a page.

I would rather, replied his Lordship, advise Lady Caroline to turn over a new leaf.

 

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It’s a Beautiful World! (Post No3382)

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Date: 23 November 2016

 

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Post No.3382

 

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It’s a beautiful world indeed. We may think that the world is full of bad people after reading the first page of the newspapers. They give priority to crime news. All the newspapers report murder and mayhem. London Metro is no exception. But yet it gives positive news as well. Every day it publishes one 60 second interview with a prominent person and gives some space for the good deeds done by people and Thank you messages. Another column is allocated for Love at First Sight messages. Why don’t India newspapers follow this?

 

Metro newspaper is read by millions of people every day in and around London. It is distributed free of cost. It has been publishing 60 second interviews and good deeds for several years. That means it has published several thousand interviews and good deeds messages.

 

Here are some examples taken from recent Metro issues:-

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Tuesday, November 15, 2016 METRO

 

“THANK you to Ben, the train guard on the 10.12am Trans Pennine train from Liverpool to Newcastle for being so helpful when we forgot our rail card on our wedding anniversary trip and for upgrading us to first class. What a star!- Jo and Roy, Wirral

 

THANK you to the lady who helped me on Saturday night when I was ‘unwell’ near, Highbury & Islington station and got me safely into a cab. -Dimple, London

 

 

forgot our railcard on our thanks to your note. Dimple, London wedding anniversary trip and Gareth And Rebecca, Liverpool

 

THANK you to staff at Woking station for displaying the lovely poppy tributes made by local children. They are both moving and uplifting- Amanda, Surrey

 

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THANK you so much to the lovely man who helped me get my car out of a really tight space on Dowanhill Road in Glasgow on Saturday evening. l was in a complete panic and your kind and helpful words calmed me down– Young and Anxious Driver, Glasgow

 

 

 

 

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Thanks to all those who stopped on the bridge above Queen Street Station last Thursday when my friend had a seizure. He is now fine. Cammie, Glasgow

 

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Friday, November 4, 2016 METRO

 

THANK you to the lovely  couple I met on the Sheffield tram. I was running late for the Sheffield 10k and needed to  hand in my bag to the baggage area. They kindly handed it in while I legged it to the start- Chris, Wakefield

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THANK you to the wonderful staff at Wythenshawe hospital. I had a rare visit there with my mum and all I saw were incredible acts of kindness. Thank goodness for these people who are the heart of the NHS- Debbie, Manchester.

 

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Thank you so much to everyone  who helped me when I fainted on the 7.38am train to Glasgow Central on Thursday, and to the gent for buying me much needed Lucozade tablets – Jillian, Clarkston

 

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Thank you to the young lad who stuck up for me outside Bath bus station on Friday when I was being harassed by a drunk man and to the bus driver who stopped to let me on — Girl in The Boots Uniform

 

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Friday, November 18, 2016 METRO

 

HEARTFELT thanks to police officer Gareth and hospital staff who helped save my life after my accident on the East Lancs Road on Monday night. My  calf was sliced in two and I suffered minor head injuries. My cycle helmet saved me, so please always wear one.

—-Grateful cyclist

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THANK you to the person who witnessed me having a seizure carriage and then carried my Grateful Commuter somewhere between Berkeley Square and Regent Street called an ambulance and stayed to tell them what had happened– Julia, London

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RUSH-HOUR CRUSH LOVE

 

BEAUTIFUL brunette on the 7.38am from St Albans. I kept glancing and smiled at you as I got off at St Pancras. I was hoping you were getting off too, so we could grab a drink. May be next time?

–Guy with glasses, Luton

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We smiled at the instructions. It will lead kept each other a few times and you to me.

Blonde Lady glancing and smiled at you as I wish I had asked you out. I was Guy in Red Jacket And Jeans

 

SMALL Blonde In Blue Jacket hoping you were getting off (Metro, Fri), l fit your description but remain doubtful. Any more details?- Guy wearing head phones.

 

 

GIRL In Red Dress (Metro, Fri) yes, I did see you on Monday and I do fancy a pint. Is Wetherspoons at Dewsbury  at 6.30pm OK? Guy In Green Jacket, Bradford.

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BEAUTIFUL girl with brown hair and the world’s best smile on the Northern line at Euston on Saturday. I off Embankment Station. We smiled at each other a few times and I wish I had asked you out- Guy in Red Jacket and Jeans.

And many more like this every day!

 

–Subham–

 

Tact Anecdotes! Coffee for the Cat! (Post No 3372)

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Date: 20 November 2016

 

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Post No.3372

 

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Who is beautiful?

Once Talleyrand, the French statesman, sat at dinner between Madame de Stael and Madame Recamier, the celebrated beauty. Madame de Stael, whose beauties were certainly not those of the person, jealous of his attention s to her rival, insisted upon knowing which he would save if they were both drowning. After seeking in vain to evade her, he at last turned toward her and said with his characteristic shrug,

Ah ,Madame, you know how to swim!

 

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Impossible Mouth!

When Wu Ting Fang was minister to the United States from China, he visited Chicago. A native of the Windy City said to him at a reception

 

Mr Wu, I see there is a movement in China to abolish the pigtails you wear. Why do you wear the foolish thing anyhow?

 

Well, countered Mr Wu, why do you wear your foolish moustache?

Oh, that’s different, said the Chicago man, you see I have got an impossible mouth

So I should suppose, retorted Mr Wu, judging from your remarks.

 

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Good Bye again?

At a large party in New York Mrs Joseph Schildkraut said goodbye to the British consul, then shook many other hands, and finally found herself shaking his hand again.

But you have already said goodbye to me once, he remonstrated.

Oh yes Mrs Campbell , she replied archly, but it’s always a pleasure to say goodbye to you.

 

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Coffee for the Cat!

During the Coolidge administration, an overnight guest at the White House found himself in a hideously embarrassing predicament. At the family breakfast table he was seated at the presidents right hand

To his surprise he saw Coolidge take his coffee cup, pour the greater portions of content s into the deep saucer, and leisurely add a little bit of cream and sugar. The guest was so disconcerted that he lost his head. With a panicky feeling that it was incumbent upon him at the White House to do as the president did, he hastily decanted his own coffee into the Chaucer and followed suit.

 

He was frozen with horror, when he had accomplished this, to see Coolidge take his own saucer and place it on the floor for the cat.

 

—SUBHAM–