Divorce Anecdotes (Post No.4787)

Date: 26 FEBRUARY 2018

Time uploaded in London- 11-07 am

Compiled by London swaminathan

Post No. 4787

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AMERICA- HOME OF THE BRAVE

 

A large number of divorces indicate that America is still the” land of the free”, someone observed.

‘Yes’,said his friend, “but the steady level of the marriage rate shows that it is still the home of the brave”.

 

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

When Mrs Pierre Riendeau,  79 years old, asked for a legal separation from her 86 year old husband, the judge asked how long they had been married,

“Sixty years”, she replied.

Why are you seeking a separation after all this time ?, the court asked.

Enough is enough, she said

 

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DIVORCE WITHOUT QUARREL!

 

After the manner of Hollywood’s “civilised” social practices, Lewis Brown, the writer, and his exwife appeared together at a party and listened to the announcement of their divorce by a radio commentator.

Leopold Stokowski was among the guests, and said to Browne

“It is very indecent of you to be having such a good time.

At least when my wife and I were divorced, we quarrelled”.

 

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SWEET REVENGE!

Ilka chase likes to tell the story of the aftermath of divorce from Louise Calhern. His next wife was Julia Hoyt. Miss Chase, going through a trunk, found a box of handsome, engraved cards , bearing simply the name, Mrs Louise Calhern . Feeling it is a shame that they should go to waste, she wrapped them up and sent them to her successor , with the little Note,

“Dear Julia, I hope these reach you in time”.

 

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ONE HEAD ONLY!

After the death of Jane Seymour, Henry VIII had some difficulty in getting another wife. His first offer was to the Duchesses Dowager of Milan, but her answer was, she had but one head, if she had two, one should have been at his service.

 

–SUBHAM–

 

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