MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN; SO, EXPECT THUNDER STORM! (Post No.8840)

COMPILED  BY KATTUKKUTY

Post No. 8840

Date uploaded in London – – 22 OCTOBER 2020   

Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com

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Modern Golden Sayings!

MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN

SO THUNDER, LIGHTING, TORNADOES

ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN !!!

Xxx

I THOUGHT I WAS STUPID, UNTIL I GOT MARRIED,

MY STUPIDITY IS CONFIRMED AFTER MARRIAGE!!!!

xxx

THE SECRET OF MARRIAGE REMAINS AS “SECRET”!!!!

EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A HUSBAND BECAUSE

THOUSAND THINGS  GO WRONG. everyday…….

SO SHE CANNOT BLAME GOD AND GOVERNMENT

EVERY TIME!!!

Xxx

THERE IS LOT OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMAN BEING,

AND BEING A HUMAN!!!

A FEW ONLY UNDERSTAND!!!!

xxx

OBESITY IS NOT BECAUSE IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY,

IT IS BECAUSE NO ONE RUNS IN THE FAMILY!!!

xxxx

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE

IS “PSYCHOLOGICAL”………

ONE IS “PSYCHO “, ANOTHER IS L”OGICAL “!!!!!

xxxx

A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED,

AFTER THAT HE IS “FINISHED “!!!!

 Xxxx

LIFE IS LIKE MAKING OF TEA, BOIL YOUR EGO……….

LIFE IS LIKE MAKING OF TEA,

BOIL YOUR EGO,

EVAPORATE YOUR THOUGHTS,

DILUTE YOUR SORROWS,

FILTER YOUR MISTAKES,

FINALLY YOU GET THE TASTE OF HAPPINESS!!!

Xxx

PUNYA-DEBIT  CARD; PAPA- CREDIT CARD

PUNYA – IS A DEBIT CARD, PAY FIRST AND ENJOY LATER!!!

PAPA – IS A CREDIT CARD, ENJOY FIRST AND PAY LATER!!!

xxx

KARMA IS A RESTAURANT, WHERE THERE IS

NO NEED TO ORDER.

WE ARE SERVED, WHAT WE HAVE COOKED,

THINK TWICE, AND ACT WISE!!!

xxxx

ALL MARRIED MEN WILL GO TO HEAVEN!!!

BECAUSE THERE CANNOT BE HELL TWICE!!!

Xxx

Every one is gifted with a purse……

But unfortunately, some people never open their purses.

Xxxx

 Being a mother is the highest part job in the world,

Since your payment is of pure LOVE.

xxxxx

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.

Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!!!

Xxx

Your life doesn’t get better by CHANCE,

It gets better by CHANGE.!!!

Xxxx

T. – this is an

O. -opportunity

D. -do

A. – a-work better than

Y. – yesterday

xxx

A rose is a rose whether it is in golden pot or on the ground!!!

Same way a friend is a friend, whether he is in central jail or

In mental hospital.!!!!

xxxxx

The past is where you learned the lesson

The future is where you apply the lesson,

Please dont give up in the middle……..

Xxxx

Wife is cute, when she is mute!!!

Husband is honey when he gives money!!!

Xxxx

Eat your food as medicine, otherwise

You have to eat your medicines as your food !!!

Xxx

IF YOU ARE NOT THE BEST YOU DON’T SEE THE GOD

IF YOU ARE THE BEST, GOD SEES YOU,

IFYOU DO YOUR BEST, HE WILL DO THE REST,

IF YOU DON’T DO, HE WILL TAKE YOU TO REST!!!

tags-  modern golden sayings

— subham—-

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