Post No. 8840
Date uploaded in London – – 22 OCTOBER 2020
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Modern Golden Sayings!
MARRIAGES ARE MADE IN HEAVEN
SO THUNDER, LIGHTING, TORNADOES
ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN !!!
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I THOUGHT I WAS STUPID, UNTIL I GOT MARRIED,
MY STUPIDITY IS CONFIRMED AFTER MARRIAGE!!!!
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THE SECRET OF MARRIAGE REMAINS AS “SECRET”!!!!
EVERY WOMAN NEEDS A HUSBAND BECAUSE
THOUSAND THINGS GO WRONG. everyday…….
SO SHE CANNOT BLAME GOD AND GOVERNMENT
EVERY TIME!!!
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THERE IS LOT OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMAN BEING,
AND BEING A HUMAN!!!
A FEW ONLY UNDERSTAND!!!!
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OBESITY IS NOT BECAUSE IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY,
IT IS BECAUSE NO ONE RUNS IN THE FAMILY!!!
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THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE
IS “PSYCHOLOGICAL”………
ONE IS “PSYCHO “, ANOTHER IS L”OGICAL “!!!!!
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A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED,
AFTER THAT HE IS “FINISHED “!!!!
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LIFE IS LIKE MAKING OF TEA, BOIL YOUR EGO……….
BOIL YOUR EGO,
EVAPORATE YOUR THOUGHTS,
DILUTE YOUR SORROWS,
FILTER YOUR MISTAKES,
FINALLY YOU GET THE TASTE OF HAPPINESS!!!
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PUNYA-DEBIT CARD; PAPA- CREDIT CARD
PUNYA – IS A DEBIT CARD, PAY FIRST AND ENJOY LATER!!!
PAPA – IS A CREDIT CARD, ENJOY FIRST AND PAY LATER!!!
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KARMA IS A RESTAURANT, WHERE THERE IS
NO NEED TO ORDER.
WE ARE SERVED, WHAT WE HAVE COOKED,
THINK TWICE, AND ACT WISE!!!
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ALL MARRIED MEN WILL GO TO HEAVEN!!!
BECAUSE THERE CANNOT BE HELL TWICE!!!
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Every one is gifted with a purse……
But unfortunately, some people never open their purses.
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Being a mother is the highest part job in the world,
Since your payment is of pure LOVE.
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Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life.
Laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!!!
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Your life doesn’t get better by CHANCE,
It gets better by CHANGE.!!!
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T. – this is an
O. -opportunity
D. -do
A. – a-work better than
Y. – yesterday
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A rose is a rose whether it is in golden pot or on the ground!!!
Same way a friend is a friend, whether he is in central jail or
In mental hospital.!!!!
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The past is where you learned the lesson
The future is where you apply the lesson,
Please dont give up in the middle……..
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Wife is cute, when she is mute!!!
Husband is honey when he gives money!!!
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Eat your food as medicine, otherwise
You have to eat your medicines as your food !!!
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IF YOU ARE NOT THE BEST YOU DON’T SEE THE GOD
IF YOU ARE THE BEST, GOD SEES YOU,
IFYOU DO YOUR BEST, HE WILL DO THE REST,
IF YOU DON’T DO, HE WILL TAKE YOU TO REST!!!
tags- modern golden sayings
— subham—-
