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Post No. 9254
Date uploaded in London – – 12 FEBRUARY 2021
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A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE REQUIRES FALL IN LOVE MANY TIMES
ALWAYS WITH THE SAME PERSON.
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WIFE IS A MEMORY CARD
HUSBAND IS AN A T M CARD
GIRL FRIEND IS A DEBIT CARD
NEIGHBORS IS A GREETING CARD
SISTER IN LAW IS A RECHARGE CARD
MOTHER/ FATHER ARE PAN CARDS
BROTHER IN LAW IS A DUPLICATE CARD
CHILD IS AN IDENTITY CARD
BUT FRIENDS ARE AADHAR CARDS!!!!
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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY
A MAN GOES TO LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON SUCIDE.
THE LIBRARIAN LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS
” HELLO, WHO WILL RETURN THE BOOK”???
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REAL HOME TRUTHS
HOW A BED ROOM SMELLS.???
AFTER MARRIAGE – FIRST THREE YEARS PERFUMES, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, FRUITS……….
AFTER THREE YEARS – BABY PODWERS, JOHNSONS BABY CREAMS………
AFTER 15 YEARS – ZANDU BALM,VICKS,IODEX,MOVE, BENGAY,
REAL SPRAY…….
TOMORROW WILL COME DAILY
BUT TODAY IS HERE TODAY
SO FINISH YOUR WORK TODAY.
AND BE FREE TOMORROW,!!!
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OLD AGE AND NEW AGE
IN YOUNG AGE, THE PHONE BOOK – FULL OF DARLINGS.
IN OLD AGE, THE PHONE BOOK – FULL OF DOCTORS.
HAVING ONE CHILD MAKES YOU PARENT, HAVING TWO
YOU ARE A REFEREE !!!
YOU CANT BUY LOVE, BUT YOU PAY HEAVILY FOR IT!!!
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