WIFE-MEMORY CARD, GIRL FRIEND-DEBIT CARD, FRIEND- AADHAR CARD, HUSBAND -A T M CARD (Post No.9254)

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Post No. 9254

Date uploaded in London – –     12 FEBRUARY  2021     

Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com

Pictures are taken from various sources for spreading knowledge; this is a non- commercial blog. Thanks for your great pictures.

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A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE REQUIRES FALL IN LOVE MANY TIMES

ALWAYS WITH THE SAME PERSON.

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WIFE IS A MEMORY CARD

HUSBAND IS AN A T M CARD

GIRL FRIEND IS A DEBIT CARD

NEIGHBORS IS A GREETING CARD

SISTER IN LAW IS A RECHARGE CARD

MOTHER/ FATHER ARE PAN CARDS

BROTHER IN LAW IS A DUPLICATE CARD

CHILD IS AN IDENTITY CARD

BUT FRIENDS ARE AADHAR CARDS!!!!

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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY

A MAN GOES TO LIBRARY AND ASKED FOR A BOOK ON SUCIDE.

THE LIBRARIAN LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS

” HELLO, WHO WILL RETURN THE BOOK”???

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REAL HOME TRUTHS

HOW A BED ROOM SMELLS.???

AFTER MARRIAGE – FIRST THREE YEARS PERFUMES, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, FRUITS……….

AFTER THREE YEARS – BABY PODWERS, JOHNSONS BABY CREAMS………

AFTER 15 YEARS – ZANDU BALM,VICKS,IODEX,MOVE, BENGAY,

REAL SPRAY…….

TOMORROW WILL COME DAILY

BUT TODAY IS HERE TODAY

SO FINISH YOUR WORK TODAY.

AND BE FREE TOMORROW,!!!

xxx

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OLD AGE AND NEW AGE

IN YOUNG AGE, THE PHONE BOOK – FULL OF DARLINGS.

IN OLD AGE, THE PHONE BOOK – FULL OF DOCTORS.

HAVING ONE CHILD MAKES YOU PARENT, HAVING TWO

YOU ARE A REFEREE !!!

YOU CANT BUY LOVE, BUT YOU PAY HEAVILY FOR IT!!!

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