Compiled BY KATTU KUTTY , CHENNAI
Post No. 10,939
Date uploaded in London – – 5 MAY 2022
Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com
Pictures are taken from various sources for spreading knowledge;
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What is the difference between the mother and a wife???
A woman brings to the world crying and other ensures you
Continue to do so……..
XXX
TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE
1. To plant your ideas on some one else head
2. To put some one else money into your pocket.
The one who succeeds in-the first one is called
TEACHER.
And the second is called
BUSINESS MAN.
The person who succeeds in both is called “WIFE”.
The one who fails in both is called
“HUSBAND”.
XXX
WHERE DO YOU FIND THE BEST LIES?
1. LOVE LETTER.
2. LEAVE LETTER.
XXXX
What are lizards???
Awesome answer by a kid
The poor crocodiles forgot to have horlicks
When they were young!!!
XXX
What is pizza….???
A pizza….is just a paratha went abroad
For higher education!!!
XXX
Husband- i found alladin magic lamp today
Wife – what did you ask???
Hus- I ask to increase your brain ten times.
Wife-oh dear,I love you and thank you very much!!!
Hus- but it said multiplication doesn’t apply with zero……..
XXX
NICE DEFINITION OF TIME
Tme is slow when you wait.!
Time is fast when you are late!
Time is deadly when you are sad!
Time is short when you are happy!
Time is endless when you are in pain!
Time is long when you feel bored!
Every time, time is determined by your FEELINGS
and your PSYCHOLOGICAL conditions and NOT
By the clocks.
SO HAVE A NICE TIME ALWAYS !!!
XXX SUBHAM XXX