Compiled  BY KATTU  KUTTY , CHENNAI

Post No. 10,939

Date uploaded in London – –   5 MAY  2022         

Contact – swami_48@yahoo.com

Pictures are taken from various sources for spreading knowledge;

this is a non- commercial blog. Thanks for your great pictures.

tamilandvedas.com, swamiindology.blogspot.com

What is the difference between the mother and a wife???

A woman brings to the world crying and other ensures you

Continue to do so……..

XXX

TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE

1. To plant your ideas on some one else head

2. To  put some one else money into your pocket.

The one who succeeds in-the first one is called

TEACHER.

And the second is called

BUSINESS MAN.

The person who succeeds in both is called “WIFE”.

The one who fails in both is called

“HUSBAND”.

XXX

WHERE DO YOU FIND THE BEST LIES?

1.    LOVE LETTER.

2.    LEAVE LETTER.

XXXX

What are lizards???

Awesome answer by a kid

The poor crocodiles forgot to have horlicks

When they were young!!!

XXX

What is pizza….???

A pizza….is just a paratha went abroad

For higher education!!!

XXX

Husband- i found alladin magic lamp today

Wife – what did you ask???

Hus- I ask to increase your brain ten times.

Wife-oh dear,I love you and thank you very much!!!

Hus- but it said multiplication doesn’t apply with zero……..

XXX

NICE DEFINITION OF TIME

Tme is slow when you wait.!

Time is fast when you are late!

Time is deadly when you are sad!

Time is short when you are happy!

Time is endless when you are in pain!

Time is long when you feel bored!

Every time, time is determined by your FEELINGS

and your PSYCHOLOGICAL conditions and NOT

By the clocks.

SO HAVE A NICE TIME ALWAYS !!!

XXX SUBHAM XXX