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Post No. 9121
Date uploaded in London – – 8 January 2021
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AN AMERICAN ASKED AN INDIAN CHILD,
HOW OLD ARE YOU???
THE CHILD REPLIED,
IN MY HOUSE…………11
IN SCHOOL…………….12
IN BUS…………………….10
IN TRAIN………………….7
IN FACE BOOK ……….18!!!
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HOLDING A GRUDGE IS LETTING DOWN SOMEONE LIVING
“RENT FREE” ON YOUR HEAD…..
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NEVER HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE JEALOUS OF YOU.
BUT RESPECT THEIR JEALOUSY BECAUSE
THEY ARE THE ONES WHO THINK THAT YOU ARE
BETTER THAN THEM,!!!
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BEFORE YOU SPEAK, ‘THINK’
T………… IS IT TRUE???
H……….. IS IT HELFUL???
I…………..IS IT INSPIRING.???
N…………IS IT NECESSARY.???
K………….IS IT KIND???
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NEVER BLAME ANY ONE IN YOUR LIFE
GOOD PEOPLE GIVE YOU HAPPINESS
BAD PEOPLE GIVE YOU EXPERIENCE
WORST PEOPLE GIVE YOU LESSON
BEST PEOPLE GIVE YOU MEMORIES !!!
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BEST JOKE OF THIS CENTURY IS
“COMPUTER AND MOBILE WERE INVENTED
TO SAVE OUR TIME” !!!
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From : SAINT NITHYANANDA
LOVE THE LADY
BUT DONT TOUCH THE BODY
IF YOU TOUCH THE BODY
SOME ONE WILL MAKE C. D………
அப்புறம் நீ நாட்டை விட்டு ஓடி………..
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CHANGE CANNOT BE GIVEN.
YOU ONLY MUST BRING THE CHANGE……..
GREAT LINE SAID BY MR. MADA SAMY, TOWN BUS CONDUCTOR…….
PL READ AGAIN,!!!
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AN APPLE A DAY IS ALMOST RS.1000/- MONTH.
BUT YOU SEE, SEEING A DOCTOR IS MUCH MORE CHEAPER!!!
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SON :DAD, THERE IS A SMALL GET TOGETHER IN THE SCHOOL TOMORROW. PLEASE COME
DAD : WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “ SMALL”???
SON : ONLY YOU, ME , AND PRINCIPAL………
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SPEAK IN SUCH A WAY THAT OTHERS LOVE TO
LISTEN TO YOU !!!
LISTEN IN SUCH A WAY THAT OTHERS LOVE TO
SPEAK TO YOU.!!!
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SOME PEOPLE COME IN YOUR LIFE AS BLESSINGS,!!!
OTHERS COMING IN YOUR LIFE AS LESSONS!!!!
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WHO SAID THAT ENGLISH IS AN EASY LANGUAGE?
FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH “YES” OR “NO”
1)______I DONT HAVE BRAIN.
2)______ I DONT HAVE SENSE
3)______ I AM A STUPID.
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BEAUTIFUL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO HOW YOU ARE A PERSON
AND HOW YOU MOVE WITH OTHERS AND FEEL ABOUT THEMSELVES.
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SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ALWAYS CARRY TWO THINGS ON THEIR FACES.
SMILE AND SILENCE
SMILE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS !!!
SILENCE TO AVOID PROBLEMS!!!
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FIVE THINGS MAKE AN INDIAN HAPPY
1) BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE !!!
2) FLAT 50% OFF !!!
3) ‘TATKA’L TICKET CONFIRMATION!!!
4) INDIA WINNING IN CRICKET MATCH !!!
5) WIFE NOT AT HOME
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OUR LIFE BEGINS WITH OUR CRY, AND ENDS WITH OTHERS CRY.
TRY TO FILL THE GAP WITH LAUGHTER
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!
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tags – FIVE THINGS , INDIAN HAPPY
