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Post No. 9121

Date uploaded in London – – 8 January 2021          

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AN AMERICAN ASKED AN INDIAN CHILD,

HOW OLD ARE YOU???

THE CHILD REPLIED,

IN MY HOUSE…………11

IN SCHOOL…………….12

IN BUS…………………….10

IN TRAIN………………….7

IN FACE BOOK ……….18!!!

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HOLDING A GRUDGE IS LETTING DOWN SOMEONE LIVING

“RENT FREE” ON YOUR HEAD…..

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NEVER HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE JEALOUS OF YOU.

BUT RESPECT THEIR JEALOUSY BECAUSE

THEY ARE THE ONES WHO THINK THAT YOU ARE

BETTER THAN THEM,!!!

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BEFORE YOU SPEAK, ‘THINK’

T………… IS IT TRUE???

H……….. IS IT HELFUL???

I…………..IS IT INSPIRING.???

N…………IS IT NECESSARY.???

K………….IS IT KIND???

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NEVER BLAME ANY ONE IN YOUR LIFE

GOOD PEOPLE GIVE YOU HAPPINESS

BAD PEOPLE GIVE YOU EXPERIENCE

WORST PEOPLE GIVE YOU LESSON

BEST PEOPLE GIVE YOU MEMORIES !!!

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BEST JOKE OF THIS CENTURY IS

“COMPUTER AND MOBILE WERE INVENTED

TO SAVE OUR TIME” !!!

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From  : SAINT NITHYANANDA

LOVE THE LADY

BUT DONT TOUCH THE BODY

IF YOU TOUCH THE BODY

SOME ONE WILL MAKE C. D………

அப்புறம் நீ நாட்டை விட்டு ஓடி………..

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CHANGE CANNOT BE GIVEN.

YOU ONLY MUST BRING THE CHANGE……..

GREAT LINE SAID BY MR. MADA SAMY, TOWN BUS CONDUCTOR…….

PL READ AGAIN,!!!

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AN APPLE A DAY IS ALMOST RS.1000/- MONTH.

BUT YOU SEE, SEEING A DOCTOR IS MUCH MORE CHEAPER!!!

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SON :DAD, THERE IS A SMALL GET TOGETHER IN THE SCHOOL TOMORROW. PLEASE COME

DAD : WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “ SMALL”???

SON : ONLY YOU, ME , AND PRINCIPAL………

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SPEAK IN SUCH A WAY THAT OTHERS LOVE TO

LISTEN TO YOU !!!

LISTEN IN SUCH A WAY THAT OTHERS LOVE TO

SPEAK TO YOU.!!!

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SOME PEOPLE COME IN YOUR LIFE AS BLESSINGS,!!!

OTHERS COMING IN YOUR LIFE AS LESSONS!!!!

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WHO SAID THAT ENGLISH IS AN EASY LANGUAGE?

FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH “YES” OR “NO”

1)______I DONT HAVE BRAIN.

2)______ I DONT HAVE SENSE

3)______ I AM A STUPID.

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BEAUTIFUL HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOOKS

IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO HOW YOU ARE A PERSON

AND HOW YOU MOVE WITH OTHERS AND FEEL ABOUT THEMSELVES.

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SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ALWAYS CARRY TWO THINGS ON THEIR FACES.

SMILE AND SILENCE

SMILE TO SOLVE PROBLEMS !!!

SILENCE TO AVOID PROBLEMS!!!

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FIVE THINGS MAKE AN INDIAN HAPPY

1) BUY ONE AND GET ONE FREE !!!

2) FLAT 50% OFF !!!

3) ‘TATKA’L TICKET CONFIRMATION!!!

4) INDIA WINNING IN CRICKET MATCH !!!

5) WIFE NOT AT HOME

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OUR LIFE BEGINS WITH OUR CRY, AND ENDS WITH OTHERS CRY.

TRY TO FILL THE GAP WITH LAUGHTER

AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!!!

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tags – FIVE THINGS , INDIAN HAPPY