Compiled BY KATHUKUTTI, CHENNAI

Post No. 10,848

Date uploaded in London – –   15 APRIL  2022         

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GOLDEN SAYINGS – GNANA MOZIKAL 33 (Post No.10,848)

Advt. in a hospital

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung at A Time!

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On a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative.

The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

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When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking …

I Gave Up Reading

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Laughter makes you happy, it works faster than alcohol.

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The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe is

The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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Sign At A Barber’s Saloon :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business …

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Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

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Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

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The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions …

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Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone

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My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses ….

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

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You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins to Put On Lipstick …

Or when your Son starts to wipe It Off

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Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way ….

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Sign In A Bar:

‘Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.’

To be continued……………….

Xxx subham xxx

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