A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be  Patient! (Post No.10,884)

COMPILED BY KATTU KUTTY, CHENNAI

Post No. 10,884

Date uploaded in London – –   24 APRIL  2022         

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ஞான மொழிகள் 38

kattu kutty

Brilliant puns :



1) A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be (a)  patient


2) A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to a conclusion


3) A man running in front of a car gets tired. And a man running behind a car, gets exhausted


4) War doesn’t determine who is right, it determines who is left.


5) A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.


6) A lion will not cheat his wife, but a Tiger wood!


7) Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”…


xxxx


Strange but true !!!!
1 – Inspite of so many colours – White is considered Class.


2 – Inspite of so many voices & sounds – Silence is considered ultimate.


3 – Inspite of so much to eat – Fasting is considered healthy.


4 – Inspite of so much to travel & explore – Meditating under trees & on mountains is considered superior.


5 – Inspite of so much to see – Closing your eyes & looking within is Apex.


6 – Inspite of listening to all the outside world – Voice from inside you is eternal.


7 – Inspite of a sweet charming life – A Peaceful Soul is Solace & Divine.

Trust your Senses. Live a Great Life.

xxx

A small dot can stop a big sentence,

but a few more dots can give continuity .

Amazing but true.

Every ending can be a new beginning!!!

Xxxx

Success can neither magical nor mysterious .

Success is the natural consequence of

Consistently applying basic fundamentals!!!

The best cosmetics of life :

TRUTH – for lips,

SYMPATHY – for eyes,

PRAYER – for voice,

CHARITY – for hands,

SMILE – for face and

LOVE – for heart.

Use them well and make life beautiful !!!

Value is more expensive than price!!!

REMEMBER

MOST OF YOUR STRESS COMES THE WAY YOU RESPOND

NOT THE WAY THE LIFE IS.

ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE, AND ALL THAT EXTRA STRESS IS GONE.

xxxx

A -Action

C -Changes

T -Things

xxx

If you want to achieve greatness,

Stop asking for permission.

xxxx

W O M E N

W- Wonderful wife

O – Outstanding friend

M – Marvelous daughter

E – Enjoying sister

N – Nice gift of mother

xxxxx

Lucky means, who get the opportunity,

Brilliant means, who create the opportunity,

Winner means who uses the opportunity.

xxx

A question was asked in a seminar.

Why employee don’t discuss with their problems with

Their management ???

The best answer came from a real frustrated employee,

‘You cannot discuss your malaria problems with the

Mosquito’.

Xxx

It is very simple to be happy,

But is very difficult to be simple.

Xxxx

Every relationship is a like glass.

A scratch on any side will

Reflect on the other side.

xxx

Helping one person might not change the world,

But it might change the world for one person.

 Xxxxx Subham xxxx

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