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Date uploaded in London – 21 JULY 2022         

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ஞானமொழிகள்– 100

A signboard outside a restaurant read

“Eat as much as you can,

your grand children will pay the Bill”.

A man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing.

The waiter gave him the bill.

He laughed and pointed to the signboard, “don’t you see, only my grandchildren will pay” !

The waiter politely replied, ” Sir, This is not your bill, it’s your grandfather’s bill”……..

The man fainted….

Xxx

AND GOD SAID ……………………..

I asked God “to please keep all my Friends and Family happy all the time.”

 God said: OK, but only for 4 days! Now you select that 4 days!

 I said “OK”

” summer day “

 “winter day “

 ” rainy day ” and

 ” spring day “

 God got confused and said, no you can select only 3 days.

 I said “OK”

 ” yesterday “

 ” today “

 ” tomorrow “

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 God got confused and said, NO, you can select only 2 days,

 I said “OK”

 ” current day AND

 ” the next day “

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God again got confused and said, NO, NO you can select only *one* day!!

 ” I said “OK”

” EVERYDAY “

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God started laughing and said “OK, all your friends and family will be happy at all times”. 

XXX SUBHAM XXX

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