What are you reading? My son! (Post No 2577)

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Compiled  by London swaminathan

 

Date: 26 February 2016

 

Post No. 2577

 

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Kings, fools and scoundrels – Part 2 (First part published yesterday)

 

Seeing his young grandson deeply engrossed in his studies, the late King George V of England stopped to see what was interesting the child

And who are you studying about now? He asked, giving the youngster a friendly pat on the head.

About Peter Warbeck, was the reply
And who was he?

Oh answered the boy, he is just someone who pretended he was the son of a King. But he was not really, he was the son of respectable parents.
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Roman Emperor Caligula’s Laugh!

Suetonius relates how at a royal feast the Roman emperor Caligula suddenly burst out in uproarious laughter. He laughed and laughed, and the rest of the company, in order to be polite and to save their lives, laughed with him.

The fun smitten host at length fell back in his chair exhausted, and a guest near his chair respect fully inquired the reason for his merriment.

The jovial monarch with a wave of his fat hand over the crowded banquet hall , replied
Nothing, but that upon a single nod of my head, you would all have your throats cut.

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Disraeli’s Tactic

Disraeli, in conversation with a friend, disclosed the secret of his ascendancy in Royal favour,
When talking with the queen, he said,
I observe a simple rule of conduct I never deny, I never contradict, I sometimes forget.

 

Disraeli, explaining his popularity with the queen said, ‘Gladstone speaks to the queen as if she were a public department. I treat her with the knowledge that she is a woman.”

 

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No Two Clocks agree!

When Charles V retired in weariness from the greatest throe in the world to the solitude of the monastery at Yuste, he occupied his leisure for some weeks in trying to regulate two clocks. It proved very difficult.

 

One day it is recorded, he turned to his assistant and said, “To think that I attempted to force the reason and conscience of thousands of men into one mould, and I cannot make two clocks agree!”

 

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God has no Interest!

 

A gentleman begging the Duke of Buckingham to employ his interest for him at court added, that he had nobody to depend upon but God and his Grace.

 

Then said the Duke, “Your condition is desperate; you could not have named two beings who have less interest at Court.”

 

–subham–

Kings, Fools and Scoundrels!(Post No. 2574)

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Compiled  by London swaminathan

 

Date: 25 February 2016

 

Post No. 2574

 

Time uploaded in London :– 14-50

 

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Hello! you old fool!

 

Late King George the Fifth and the Princess Victoria, his sister, were accustomed to have a brief chat on the telephone at the same hour every morning. Their conversations were of a personal, highly informal, and often joking sort. One morning when her phone rang at the accustomed time, the Princess picked up the instrument and said, Hello, you old fool.

 

The voice of the operator broke in saying,

I beg your pardon, Your Royal Highness, His Majesty is not yet on the line.

 

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 Peter the Great 

 

Peter the Great was so much affected by the death of Peter, his son by Catherine I, that he shut himself at Peterhof, intending to starve himself to death, and forbade every person, of whatever description under pain of death, to disturb his retirement.

 

The senate assembled on this desperate resolution of the prince, and Dolgorouki undertook to drive him from it.  He went and knocked at the door of the room where Peter was shut up.

Whoever you be, cried the Czar with a terrible voice,

Fly off, I will open the door and knock out your brains

 

Open, I say, replied, Dolgorouki in a firm tone, it is a deputy from the senate come to ask you whom you wish to have named as emperor in your room , since you have resigned.

 

Peter, struck with the courageous zeal of Dolgorouki, opened, embraced his faithful courtier, yielded to his councils, and resumed the reins of government.

 

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 Infernal Scoundrel 

 

At a dinner during the First Word War the German Kaiser was being discussed. Opinions differed about him. Some of the diners attacked him savagely. Others insisted he was a fine man despite his shortcomings. J M Barrie, the playwright, listened in silence, then without looking up from his plate, remarked dryly,

He is an infernal scoundrel but that is his only fault.

 

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War and Tennis

 

Nicholas II at the moment was playing tennis at Peterhof. When the Emperor was handed a telegram he had two tennis balls in his left hand, the racket raised , ready to  serve, in his right. He took the telegram with the right hand raising racket and telegram to his eyes, reading

Russian fleet annihilated at Shushima. Nearly all our ships sunk.

 

The Czar shoved the telegram into his trouser pocket.

Thirty-fifteen, he said and served.

 

–Subham–