CHANGE OF EXAMINATION PAPERS AND PATTERNS (Post No.8906)

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Post No. 8906

Date uploaded in London – – 9 NOVEMBER 2020   

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LIFE IS EX – EX – EX……..

TO DAY IS EXPERIMENT,

TOMORROW IS EXPECTATIONS

USE YOUR EXPERIENCE IN YOUR EXPERIMENT TO ACHIEVE YOUR EXPECTATIONS !!!

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CHANGE OF EXAMINATION PATTERNS…….

1997 – ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS…….

2007 – ANSWER ANY FIVE QUESTIONS……

2012 – SELECT CORRECT ANSWER A or B or C

2017 – WRITE EITHER A or B

2022 – PLEASE READ THE QUESTIONS

2027 – THANKS FOR COMING !!!

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RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE ELECTRIC CURRENT.

WRONG CONNECTION WILL GIVE YOU SHOCK,

THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE…….

BUT THE RIGHT CONNECTION WILL GIVE YOU

LIGHTS UP YOUR LIFE !!!

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RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE BIRDS…….

IF YOU HOLD IT TIGHTLY THEY DIE.

IF YOU HOLD IT LOOSELY THEY FLY.

BUT IF YOU HOLD WITH CARE, THEY REMAIN

WITH YOU FOR EVER !!!

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A BAD NEWS………. TIME-FLIES……..

A GOOD NEWS……..YOU ARE THE PILOT !!!

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A POT WAS ASKED,

HOW DO YOU REMAIN COOL IN EVERY SITUATION.???

THE POT REPLIED,

I JUST REMAIN MYSELF THAT I AM MADE UP OF MUD.

AND WILL RETURN BACK TO MUD

THEN. WHY HAVE PRIDE AND ANGER .???

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WHAT IS HYPNOTISM ???

HYPNOTISM IS TAKING CONTROL OVER SOME ONE AND

MAKING THAT PERSON TO PERFORM FOR YOUR WISH…….

NON SENSE……. THAT IS CALLED…….”MARRIAGE”!!!

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HOTEL ADVT

WE OFFER THREE KINDS OF FOOD!!!

GOOD. – CHEAP – FAST

BUT YOU CAN PICK ONLY TWO.

GOOD AND CHEAP. WON’T BE FAST

FAST AND GOOD. WON’T BE CHEAP

CHEAP AND FAST. WON’T BE GOOD

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WOMEN ARE LIKE FRUITS .

EACH-HAVE THEIR UNIQUE COLOR , AROMA , SHAPE , AND TASTE…..

THE PROBLEM IS IN MEN, THEY WANT FRUIT SALAD!!!

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ONE BUCKET OF WATER AND ONE BUCKET OF LIQUOR

ARE PLACED IN FRONT OF A DONKEY.

DONKEY DRANK THE WATER AND LEFT THE PLACE.

THE TEACHER ASKED QUESTION TO THE STUDENTS,

WHAT DO YOU LEARN.???

STUDENTS ANSWER……

ONE WHO DOES-NOT DRINK LIQUOR IS A DONKEY!!!

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