
Post No. 8906
Date uploaded in London – – 9 NOVEMBER 2020
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LIFE IS EX – EX – EX……..
TO DAY IS EXPERIMENT,
TOMORROW IS EXPECTATIONS
USE YOUR EXPERIENCE IN YOUR EXPERIMENT TO ACHIEVE YOUR EXPECTATIONS !!!
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CHANGE OF EXAMINATION PATTERNS…….
1997 – ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS…….
2007 – ANSWER ANY FIVE QUESTIONS……
2012 – SELECT CORRECT ANSWER A or B or C
2017 – WRITE EITHER A or B
2022 – PLEASE READ THE QUESTIONS
2027 – THANKS FOR COMING !!!

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RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE ELECTRIC CURRENT.
WRONG CONNECTION WILL GIVE YOU SHOCK,
THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE…….
BUT THE RIGHT CONNECTION WILL GIVE YOU
LIGHTS UP YOUR LIFE !!!
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RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE BIRDS…….
IF YOU HOLD IT TIGHTLY THEY DIE.
IF YOU HOLD IT LOOSELY THEY FLY.
BUT IF YOU HOLD WITH CARE, THEY REMAIN
WITH YOU FOR EVER !!!
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A BAD NEWS………. TIME-FLIES……..
A GOOD NEWS……..YOU ARE THE PILOT !!!
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A POT WAS ASKED,
HOW DO YOU REMAIN COOL IN EVERY SITUATION.???
THE POT REPLIED,
I JUST REMAIN MYSELF THAT I AM MADE UP OF MUD.
AND WILL RETURN BACK TO MUD
THEN. WHY HAVE PRIDE AND ANGER .???
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WHAT IS HYPNOTISM ???
HYPNOTISM IS TAKING CONTROL OVER SOME ONE AND
MAKING THAT PERSON TO PERFORM FOR YOUR WISH…….
NON SENSE……. THAT IS CALLED…….”MARRIAGE”!!!
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HOTEL ADVT
WE OFFER THREE KINDS OF FOOD!!!
GOOD. – CHEAP – FAST
BUT YOU CAN PICK ONLY TWO.
GOOD AND CHEAP. WON’T BE FAST
FAST AND GOOD. WON’T BE CHEAP
CHEAP AND FAST. WON’T BE GOOD
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WOMEN ARE LIKE FRUITS .
EACH-HAVE THEIR UNIQUE COLOR , AROMA , SHAPE , AND TASTE…..
THE PROBLEM IS IN MEN, THEY WANT FRUIT SALAD!!!
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ONE BUCKET OF WATER AND ONE BUCKET OF LIQUOR
ARE PLACED IN FRONT OF A DONKEY.
DONKEY DRANK THE WATER AND LEFT THE PLACE.
THE TEACHER ASKED QUESTION TO THE STUDENTS,
WHAT DO YOU LEARN.???
STUDENTS ANSWER……
ONE WHO DOES-NOT DRINK LIQUOR IS A DONKEY!!!

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